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Snape and Harry Gen Fanfiction Archive

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Stories
Severus Snape and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by HalfBloodPrincesa, DaughterOfAres, autumnamberleaves, Wands, Dream Painter, Lady Lanera starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
This is a collaboration story where six authors got together and decided to write a story about Snape falling off a ladder in his storage room.

Takes Place: 5th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: T - Warnings: Profanity
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 03 Oct 2010 / 03 Oct 2010
Series: So, yeah, we're slightly less crazy than Bellatrix. Well, the jury's still out on that. One thing is for certain, this is so much fun, you will swear you're under CRUCIO!!!!!!!!!!! - Challenges: None
The Ad-dressing of Cats by Sita Z starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 16]
He promised to protect her son. Two years later, a cat visits Privet Drive.

Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11), 1st summer before Hogwarts - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Child fic, Snape-meets-Dursleys
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K+ - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Neglect
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 14 Sep 2010 / 13 Sep 2010
Series: None - Challenges: None
Current Crisis at Hogwarts by Lady Lanera starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 56]
During Harry's 5th year, the Ministry decides to interfere with Hogwarts, namely the sweets and fatty foods served by the house elves. Will Hogwarts finally be whipped into shape, or is the Ministry going to find a bit of a revolt on their hands?

Takes Place: 6th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Snape Equal Status to Harry > Comrades Snape and Harry
Rated: T - Warnings: Profanity
Chapters: 12 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 10 Sep 2010 / 30 Jul 2010
Series: None - Challenges: Healthy Eating and Exercise is Key
My Stalker Is... by Lady Lanera starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
A series of six one-shots where Harry is being stalked by a deranged person.

Takes Place: 6th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Adoption, Alternate Universe
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 10 Sep 2010 / 05 Sep 2010
Series: None - Challenges: Quarry
Losing a Sure Bet by Lady Lanera starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Severus Snape has lost a bet with McGonagall over the outcome of the Gryffindor vs. Slytherin Quidditch match, and now it's time to pay up in front of the whole school. Can he do it?

Takes Place: 6th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Adoption, Alternate Universe
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: T - Warnings: Profanity, Romance/Het
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 31 Aug 2010 / 31 Aug 2010
Series: Ties that Bind - Challenges: He was about to be kissed...
Unintentional Target by Ebbtide starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
In a fit of frustration, Harry hurls a snowball...

Answer to the Snowball Challenge by Jan_AQ

Takes Place: None - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 30 Aug 2010 / 29 Aug 2010
Series: None - Challenges: Snowball Challenge
Trivia by Ebbtide starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
In an effort to make them get along, Dumbledore locks Snape and Harry in a classroom for 72 hours.

Answer to the 72 Hour Challenge by Tilly

Takes Place: None - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Misc, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 30 Aug 2010 / 29 Aug 2010
Series: None - Challenges: 72 Hour Challenge
The Harry Potter Dress-Up Challenge by Ebbtide [Reviews - 2]
Harry's friends organize a Harry Potter Dress Up Challenge for the Halloween Ball. Snape participates.

Answer to the Halloween Challenge

Takes Place: None - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 30 Aug 2010 / 29 Aug 2010
Series: None - Challenges: Halloween
String Walkie Talkies by Ebbtide starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
The Headmaster wants to try string walkie talkies (The imaginary kind made up from cups and a bit of string). Severus and Harry are the only people around to help test them out.

Answer to the String Walkie Talkies Challenge by Jan_AQ

Takes Place: None - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Deaging
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Misc
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 30 Aug 2010 / 29 Aug 2010
Series: None - Challenges: String Walkie Talkies
Muggle Studies by tabbycat Round robin starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Snape's been told he's teaching muggle studies - the only problem? It's a muggle driving lesson and he's not prepared.

Takes Place: 7th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Updated: 13 Aug 2010 / 13 Aug 2010
Series: !Round Robins! - Challenges: Driving Lessons

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