This was hysterical : "A/N- in case you’ve forgotten, the dementors have NOT left Azkaban yet. I am just saying that they conveniently didn’t see the Death Eaters escaping, if you don’t like it, tough, after all: my story, my rules."   I'll translate -- my characterization is totally off of canon and my plot has inconsistancies the size of Texas... and I don't care!!

Thanks for the great chuckle.