Calamity struck when I lay Harry down for a nap and gave him a peck on his forehead.  A single student was witness to this unfortunate error in judgement and by evening the information had spread to each and every cranny of the school.

This is it. My humiliation is complete.  My reputation has been irreversibly dented.  My students are no longer petrified of me as they were before and the female staff have been…talking to me.

I deny the accusations and am determined to put a stop to these rumours.

Meanwhile, the brat infuriates me further by playing innocent!