A Potions instructor must be on constant guard, he must be vigilant and stringent in his rules if he is to maintain order and assure a safe environment. Even so, mishaps are inevitable.

In my defence, what happened Monday was so astronomically unviable that even I cannot be held responsible for the end result.

In a spectacularly unfortunate and unforeseen chain of events, Potter the 15 year old ended up Potter the 15 month old.  Simply put; Mr. Longbottom strikes again.  Draco’s projectile from halfway across the room did not help.

Thus we arrive at our current predicament.

Enough said.