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Summary: Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his guardian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP (posted firstly in ff.net in 01-30-04 )

Takes Place: 6th summer Chapters: 34
Snape flavour: None Completed: Yes
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape Genres: Drama, Humor
Tags: Alternate Universe, Baby fic, Child fic, Deaging Word count: 122052
Main Characters: .Snape and Harry (required) Read: 131266
Rated: 16+
Warnings: None
Series: None
Challenges: None
Published: 30 Jan 2006 - Updated: 01 Nov 2007
Awards:
Story Notes:

Disclaimer: The characters belong to that wonderful writer J. K. Rowling. I am just using them for a story.

Just to remind you the grades again.

O - Outstanding

E - Exceed Expectations

A - Acceptable

P - Poor

D - Dreadful

T - Troll

Oh and don't forget:

-)-)-) indicates change of scene

0-0-0 dream

Table of Contents

1. A Potions Accident by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 6] starstarstarstarhalf-star (2830 words) Printer

2. First Difficulties by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarhalf-star (1876 words) Printer

Disclaimer: Guess what? The characters still do not belong to me. J. K. Rowling has refused to sell the rights to me. I am using them though. Wow I feel such a rebel. ^_^ 

I hope you enjoy this story. I was laughing so hard when I was writing it that I fell off my chair twice. ^_^

3. A Shopping Day for Snape by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 4] starstarstarstarhalf-star (2004 words) Printer

Disclaimer: Harry Potter not mine. J. K. Rowling’s. Me Tarzan. You Jane. She preety_lady_serenity. Oh brother! --0

Harry uses the common reflex-root to show Snape that he wants to eat. I know that Harry does not react like a normal three-week old. At first it was my mistake but now an “evil” idea has formed that will enable me to explain to you. I just ask you to be patient.

4. Snape’s Weirdest Night by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 0] (2113 words) Printer

Disclaimer: Oh look what I found lying on the floor! It’s Harry Potter and the rest of the characters. Yes I understand that they belong to J. K Rowling but before I return them to her I will play a bit with them.

5. Revelations and first dose by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 1] (2423 words) Printer

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'Mr Woolfy the Werewolf-puppet jumps in': Hello kids! Welcome into another thrilling episode. Before we start I must remind you that the characters belong to J. K. Rowling not to that pitiful excuse of a writer preety-lady-serenity.

”WHAT? You bloody. . .” I roar and mutter, as I chase Mr. Woolfy around

Snape’s introductory speech

“You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potion-making” . . . “I don’t expect you will understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses”. . . “I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death – if you aren’t as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach” (HP and the Philosopher’s Stone p.150, Brit. Edition)

6. Teething, feeding and Snape’s Secret by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 0] (1998 words) Printer

Disclaimer: All I want to say is . . . ‘Mr Woolfy the Werewolf-puppet enters and running around me and shouts’ “NOT HERS! J. K. ROWLING’S! NOT HERS J. K. ROWLING’S”. ‘My cheeks turn red from anger as I once again start chasing Mr. Woolfy around’ “STAY STILL YOU DESPICABLE EXCUSE OF A PUPPET!”

7. The truce by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar (1613 words) Printer

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preety-lady-serenity: The characters . . .

Woolfy ‘intervening’: NOT HERS!

preety-lady-serenity: Go away Woolfy. The characters . . .

Woolfy: J. K. ROWLING’S!

preety-lady-serenity ‘being really pissed off’: Mr Woolfy you are DEAD MEAT!

8. A small chat, a Potion Dose and Snape’s new bedtime activity by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstar (2051 words) Printer

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preety-lady-serenity: Stupid!

Woolfy: Idiot!

preety-lady-serenity: DUNDERHEAD!

Woolfy: Miss-I-Believe-I-Am-A-Writter-Because-I-Write-A-Story-While-Using-J. K. Rowling’s Characters-Instead-Of-My-Own!

preety-lady-serenity ‘looking at you’: Oh heck read the story, while we are finishing our fight. GIT!

9. Resting by the lake by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar (2195 words) Printer

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Mr Woolfy: preety-lady-serenity is sick and she is unable to tell the disclaimer. Remember boys and girls. The characters belong to J. K. Rowling and certainly not that person of low intelligence preety-lady-serenity. I also have to tell you that she stills sleeps with Mr Baba the stuffed toy sheep of hers during thunderstorms.’runs out as fast as he can’

preety-lady-serenity: Phew finally! Woolfy had locked me in the cupboard. Why are you all laughing like maniacs? What exactly did he said to you? WOOLFYYYYYYY

10. Babysitting Sunday by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarhalf-star (3268 words) Printer

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Mr Woolfy: They don’t belong to her! Oh yeah! They belong to J. K. Rowling! Oh yeaaahh!

preety-lady-serenity: And I have to live with that guy! --0 HEY DON’T YOU STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT TO ME!

Another week, another chapter! And many, many reviews for me!

11. The detention by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 0] (2715 words) Printer

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Mr. Woolfy the werewolf-puppet "plays" food-fight with preety-lady-serenity:THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO J. K .ROWLING AND YOU OWE ME THREE SALARIES."

preety-lady-serenity sweatdrops and shouts: "YOU ARE A PRODUCT OF MY IMAGINATION I CANNOT GIVE YOU A SALARY!"

Woolfy hands her an envelope "I AM SUING YOU FOR USING ME WITHOUT ASKING ME. I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT!"

12. Testing his Patience. by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarstar (3021 words) Printer

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Judge: preety-lady-serenity, the accuser stated that you forced him to declare that the characters did not belong to you but J. K. Rowling. What do you have to say for yourself?

preety-lady-serenity: Not Guilty!

Mr. Woolfy: Liar!

13. When Harry Plays by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 0] (2464 words) Printer

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preety-lady-serenity: I WON! I WON! Get That! You slimy Werewolf-puppet.

Woolfy: Yeah, yeah! You won! The judge thought you were allowed to make me say that "The-characters-belong-to -J. K. Rowling-and-not-you." NOW WILL YOU STOP DANCING THAT IDIOTIC VICTORY DANCE!

14. Dealing with spearation Anxiety by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarhalf-star (3718 words) Printer

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Woolfy the Werewolf puppet stares at the sky: Before I start howling take into consideration that I am the most beautiful puppet of all times, and the characters do not belong to her but J. K. Rowling. Also sign this form in order for me to continue writing this story instead of her. YOWL!

Preety-lady-serenity enters: Excuse me; I believe I am the writer of this story. After all you cannot write.

Woolfy: Don’t interrupt my beautiful singing. YOWL! YOOOOOWLLLLLL!

15. Bibi by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar (2804 words) Printer

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Woolfy: Look at the bright little ball a reviewer had sent me. I am so happy. Now read the next chapter, but always remember. J. K. Rowling is the genius to create Harry Potter. Preety-lady-serenity is just a weirdo that uses them. Ballie!

16. First Steps by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 0] (3432 words) Printer

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Mr Woolfy: Yes? Am I talking to the Chief of the Police? . . . Good . . . Listen mister, I have to report a serious crime . . . Preety-lady serenity uses the characters of J. K. Rowling in her twisted fanfics! . . . What do you mean that other people do it too? Darn I hate society and laws.

I am back with a new chapter. Readers, you must all surrender on my abilities. MWAHAHAHAHAAAA! Readers throw crumbled pieces of paper to make me shut-up. Ok, ok I will proceed with the story. Don’t get mad at me!

17. Mischief and Punishment by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 1] (3239 words) Printer

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Mr Woolfy the Werewolf puppet dances around: Little writer wannabe is using J. K. Rowling’s characters inside her stories but of course she cannot write anything good. You know that, I know that.

And for those who didn’t get it. Amy meant Mummy is chapter 16.

18. No by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 0] (2746 words) Printer

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‘Mr. Woolfy the Werewolf-puppet is awkwardly silent. Preety-lady-serenity is laughing her head off’: Oh Woolfy has laryngitis and cannot speak.

‘Mr Woolfy holds a sign behind my back. ‘YOU ARE READING A WEIRDOS WRITTINGS! BUT THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO J. K. ROWLING’ is written on it’

REMINDER:

“Headmaster” Severus Snape stated smirking “It will be a cold day in Hell when I start wearing robes of a different colour.” (chapter 9: Resting by the lake)

19. Christmas at the Order by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarstar (5125 words) Printer

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Woolfy: ‘shouting out loud’ Not hers, NOT HERS! They belong to J. K Rowling.

Preety_lady_serenity ‘muffles Woolfy’s mouth with an apple’: Be quiet, you will scare people out of their skin. Your voice is weak too. Also, remember people. I am using the character for my, and yours of course, enjoyment only.

Reminder

A last thing to anyone who does not remember: Evil warlock Grindewald was defeated in 1946 by Albus Dumbledore. (Information HP and PS. Chapter ‘Platform 93/4’)

20. Shots by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 3] starstarstarstarstar (3918 words) Printer

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Woolfy (appearing, wearing a tuxedo, with a look of importance on his face): In case you are wondering the characters belong to J. K. Rowling, not that psychotic nutcase preety-lady-serenity. Thank you.

21. Sevvus by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 0] (3047 words) Printer

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preety-lady-serenity: Ok, I had enough of this. You ate all the Christmas cake’s icing, chew my new pair of boots to destruction and now I caught you trying to cheat on your gift. What do you have to say for yourself?

Woolfy: Well at least I am not writing a fanfic using J. K. Rowling’s character like you do!

22. Training and Raising by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar (4059 words) Printer

DISCLAIMER

Woolfy: Today I am going to prove that the character in this fanfic does not belong to preety-lady-serenity. Take any one of the Harry Potter books. Look at the cover. What’s the name of the Author? J. K. Rowling. See? I told you so! Preety-lady-serenity is just the twisted personality that writes this fanfic.

Ok, ok Woolfy! The readers got the idea.

23. Of Hearts, Words and Dreams by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 0] (2424 words) Printer

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Woolfy: I, Woolfy the Werewolf puppet, profoundly refuse to have eaten preety-lady-serenity’s stuffed toy Baba, or chewed her slippers. I must say, however, that she is a naughty writer-wannabe. She uses J. K. Rowling in twisted fanfic involving a Potion Master, a baby and a dog.

Preety-lady-serenity: And where exactly you can read about a dog in my fanfic? Oh my god, what have you done to Baba?

24. Snape's Worries, Draco's Ordeal by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar (3734 words) Printer

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Woolfy ‘attacked by cute plot bunnies’: AAAARGGHH! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! THIS HOUSE IS FULL OF PLOT BUNNIES! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FURRY MONSTERS! AND ALL THESE BECAUSE SHE USES THE CHARACTERS OF J. K. ROWLING INTO HER WEIRD FANFIC. I AM LEAVING DO YOU HEAR ME?

Preety-lady-serenity ‘rubbing her nose’s tip against a bunny’s tummy: Sorry, what were you saying? I was not paying attention.

Woolfy: Never mind! ‘retreats to the kitchen and starts stuffing his mouth with the chocolate cake’

25. Easter Holidays by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 1] (5100 words) Printer

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Woolfy the Werewolf puppet: Stuuuuudddyyyyy, stuuuuudddyyyyy or eeeelse you are gooooiiiiing to faaaaaaiiiiiil your eeeexaaaaammssss!

Preety-lady-serenity: Since when are you caring about my grades?

Woolfy the werewolf puppet: Since the day I discovered that you can lose your muse and stop writing this fanfic. You know the one that has the characters that belong to J. K. Rowling.

Preety-lady-serenity: As if this is ever going to happen.

26. Changes by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 1] starstarstarhalf-star (5584 words) Printer

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Woolfy: I have to admit that your fanfic is pretty good, even though you are using J. K. Rowling’s character instead of your own.

Preety-lady-serenity (in shock): Wow, do you really think so?

Woolfy (whispering): Well, not really. I am just trying to raise my popularity level. (skips away happily)

27. A trip for eye-glasses and a boom-boom night by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstar (6919 words) Printer

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Woolfy: The characters are a property of J. K. Rowling. I suggest you visit a therapist, because you must have some serious issues to read this fanfic. Oh and stay at school.

Preety-lady-serenity: Stay at school?

Woolfy: WHAT! I TRY TO BE A GOOD EXAMPLE!

28. Discoveries. by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstar (6202 words) Printer

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Woolfy: Can the characters belong to preety-lady-serenity? Of course not. They belong to J. K. Rowling. Rowling is the real author, preety-lady-serenity is – I don’t have an idea what she is.

Just to remind you this:

Behind the Slytherin goal-posts, however, two hundred people were wearing green; the sliver serpent of Slytherin on their flags, and Professor Snape sat in the very front row, wearing green like everyone else, and a very grim smile.’

(HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban, The Quidditch Final, p.330, Brit. Version)

29. Decisions and Revisions by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 3] starstarstarstarhalf-star (4645 words) Printer

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Woolfy: Roses are red, violets are blue, the Characters belong to J. K. Rowling and you are a goon!

Preety-lady-serenity: Aww Woolfy, that was so sweet!

Woolfy: You are not mad at me?

Preety-lady-serenity: No, I’m not.

Woolfy ‘stomping out of the room’’: Oh yeah? Well – well –I hate you. Meeaaaniiee!

Preety-lady-serenity ‘checking fingernails with a smirk’: Always works!

Oh I have a beta and may I tell you she found my mistakes and gladly corrected them. Thank you very, very much DreamlikeCheese.

Now before you read MAJOR WARNING! In this chapter there is a hinting towards character death. Fear not, he is not Major, nor Human. Yet, as I am a writer that I consider my reader should be warned I do so.

30. Questions and Meetings Arranged by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 1] starstarstarstarstar (3955 words) Printer

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Woolfy: For the last time! The characters belong to a woman from Britain named J. K. Rowling and not to a girl from Greece. 

Hello guys miss me? I have been away for long, haven’t I? Six courses a semester is harder than I thought. I have very few moments to relax and when I do so I write just for you. So be honoured. I could have some sleep instead.

Once again much thanks to my beta-reader DreamlikeCheese

I hope you enjoy it.

31. Complexity at Hogwarts by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 6] starstarstarstarstar (5264 words) Printer

Disclaimer: The characters belong to J. K. Rowling only. Any yahoo who believes otherwise should seek mental consultation. Too much coffee is bad for the nerves.

Hey, guys sorry for the long wait. I was studying for exams and once again they went great. Ah I have a summer course this year but I assure you that chapters will be finished much earlier than before. 

Once again I loved the reviews by each and every one of you and I thank you deeply. 

Special thanks to my beta DreamlikeCheese. She has done her best during a hectic period of studying and running and I thank her.

32. Dangerous Meetings by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 3] starstarstarstarstar (4264 words) Printer

Woolfy: The characters belong to J. K. Rowling, the story is approaching an end and I am super happy!

Hello guys I so missed you. College finishes next week and I am so happy! Finally I can relax!

This chapter has a tint of violence so I am warning about this.

I love you all! Thanks for reading!

33. Feverish by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 4] starstarstarstarstar (5200 words) Printer

Disclaimer: Woolfy: The characters belong to J. K. Rowling and whoever believed that they belonged to writer-wannabe should reconsider it. Thank you!

Hello all, I am back. It is a long time since I updated. Summer seemed like a roller-coaster ride to me. This is my final year in college, I am finishing my BA so I had to research for Universities and it took me a month or so. I spent two weeks on August on my little apartment at the beach that has no phone, so computer was out of the question and I wrote this chapter on paper there. I re-write it on computer and send it to my beta, Dreamlikecheese. Unfortunately she is moving out and she hasn’t managed to edit it, nor did she give any signs of being alive yet. I decided to give her three weeks but alas no conduct yet. So I decided to post. It’s my birthday on Monday consider it as my gift to you.

So I need two favours. One if you spot any kinds of grammatical errors in the chapter, do point them out in your review. If you feel you do not understand something do ask me out in your reviews. And please do leave your mails if you are not able to log in since I do not reply via the chapters anymore

o-o-o for dreams.

34. The Ignorant Awakens by preety_lady_serenity [Reviews - 15] starstarstarstarhalf-star (6102 words) Printer

The ignorant awakes – by preety-lady-serenity

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Woolfy: Last chapter, woohoo! It’s the last time to say that the characters belong to J. K. Rowling. Mwahahaha!!!

Hello, long time ah? Many things have happened to me. I was accepted for a Masters Degree in Postcolonial studies and now I am in Leeds studying. I wrote the last chapter many, many times as I was not satisfied with it and that is why it took me so long.

Thank you for being with me all the way. I love you all.

The End.
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