| Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) | Chapters: 7 |
| Snape flavour: None | Completed: No |
| Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape, Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape | Genres: General |
| Tags: Alternate Universe, Physical Impairment, Runaway, Slytherin!Harry | Word count: 16621 |
| Main Characters: .Snape and Harry (required) | Read: 36777 |
Summary: The killing curse which was cast upon Harry as a baby had some unknown, yet devastating, effects on his ability to function in both the wizarding and muggle worlds.
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Disclaimer: I have black hair and I am an (unwilling) American. I would like very much to be British, but I’m not. In fact, I am about as far from being British as you can get. I think that pretty much covers the fact that I am not a blonde Brit. by the name of J.K. Rowling. Get it?! I don’t own Harry Potter or anything else. Especially not some of the later portions of this chapter in which Lilly is pleading to Voldemort. These were taken directly from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Another Disclaimer: I also don’t own any of the chapter titles seeing as they are lyrics from the end credits of the awesome game “Portal” which if any of you get the chance you should totally play.
Table of Contents
1. Prologue by ranDum InSanity [Reviews - 4] 
(1746 words) 
2. Chapter 1: This was a Triumph by ranDum InSanity [Reviews - 2] (1759 words)
Don't kill me for some of the blatantly obvious errors about the British school system.
Key: “Parseltongue”
‘Thought’
“Spoken”
3. Chapter 2: I'm Making a Note Here by ranDum InSanity [Reviews - 3] (2826 words)
4. Chapter 3: Huge Success by ranDum InSanity [Reviews - 2] (1692 words)
5. Chapter 4: It's Hard to Overstate My Satisfaction by ranDum InSanity [Reviews - 12] (1957 words)
6. Chapter 5: Aperture Science by ranDum InSanity [Reviews - 3] (1976 words)
And here is the long awaited 5th chapter!
7. Chapter 7: We Do What We Must by ranDum InSanity [Reviews - 21] (4665 words)
HA! I posted!... I apologize that there is next to no dialog in the first half of the chapter. The first half is mostly Harry. The second half…(twitch).The override spell that Snape uses, well, use your imaginations. I cannot make up spells to save my life. Also, the irony of the parseltongue “Severus” was just too funny for me to resist.
To be continued...
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