Summary: Harry begins his first year at Hogwarts in September, 2014. What's a preteen kid to do in an old-fashioned magical castle with no WiFi connection? He can't even get one bar! There's only so many times he can put up with the word 'error' flashing across the screen before wanting to toss the darned thing against a wall. How can these people not know what a computer is? Or a cell-phone? Or an iPod? What era are they living in, the sixteen hundreds? Oh, no, not the blue screen of death! Involve Snape however you will.