PART OF 'Life as Dictated by a Talking Hat'. Reposted as a one-shot because people kept reading the Prologue, presumably deciding it stank, and not going on to read the actual story. (Which I think is lots better). I still didn't want to delete it, though - it's kind of fun in its own right. :-) Any ideas on how to improve would be much appreciated.
Takes Place: 1st summer before Hogwarts
Snape flavour: None
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape, Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape