Well the first thing you should know is that I hate writing profiles. So I'm stealing a bio someone wrote about me years ago and using that instead.

 You would find the above author flipping pages in the corner of your corner coffee shop. You would find the binding does little to contain the spaces between the words within. You would find the X that marks the spot is not a spot at all. You would find that the above author flipping pages in the corner of your corner coffee shop is not herself bound by the words describing a person in such a spot.

 (I don't know what gave him the idea I drink coffee...)