Oh dear; Dobby! On the one hand, Dobby could go to the Malfoy manor in stead of Harry. On the other hand, Harry will probably try to persuade Dobby into breaking and entering his old master's home by telling how dreadful Snape has been treating him. Dobby then will no doubt start his wellmeaning 'poltergeist' routine (as he did in CoS), creating chaos to 'punish' Snape. Snape will then think that Harry is wreaking all that havoc and Harry won't be able to tell it's really Dobby that's causing trouble because he will then have to fess up that he wrote to Dobby to act as a burglar etc etc.

Well, I'm hoping something like that will happen. Dobby is a wellmeaning troublemaker. House-elves of the Dobby variety seem to be the answer to the Chinese wish "may you live in interesting times" :-)

Snape versus Harry and Dobby. Will his house still stand? Will the poor man survive? Will Harry ever be able to sit down? :-)

Oh… now wasn’t that harsh? I am actually speechless… I guess the punishment was IC for Snape… What can I say…? You’ve got a really funny story here!

This chapter was weird, funny and… well… weird. I like your writing style: it is interesting, and, as I see it, inventive. I’m not really a big fan of spanking stories, but this is truly well-written.