Didn't see that one coming, did we? :o) Of all the phobias out there, that one's always struck me as being a bit too specific. Is there a phobia for the fear I have of that clown from "It" coming up out of the shower drain? I doubt it.

I happened to have a craving for peanut butter cups during the real scare last year -- granted, Hershey uses its own, so it wasn't part of the recall -- so if I had to deal with it, so does Snape. I'm thrilled you found the ending funny; that poem always cracked me up. Thanks for reviewing!

Be careful answering any questions from me; you never know what diabolical use your information might be put to. ;o) Thanks for the info on peanut butter cups, and for the review as well!

Oh, you're right; it did go up under "General" before I went in and edited. I agree that parodies which go too far, to the point where the dialogue is almost slapstick-silly, aren't enjoyable. To me, it's more fun when everything's normal except for a few well-worn cliches, like Snape being pregnant in "The Rapture of Canon." Thanks for coming back and reviewing!

Luckily, Hershey makes its own peanut butter, so they weren't part of that real salmonella scare we had . . . last year, was it? I just remember panicking when I thought they might be pulled from the shelves.

I'm . . . not sure. I figure Snape's had time to mellow out. He could have taken Harry out at any point over the years with some nonverbal spell (like Sectumsempra), but he didn't. Still, having that mouth back in service can't be pleasant for anyone. :o)

Sorry; if I had magic to create Reese's, I'd keep them for myself. :o) Thanks for your review!