I find the middle of this chapter to be particularly funny. Why? My last name is Bates. LMAO!
It's a sign, a sign, I tell you! Houses tend to run in families. When Pottermore sends out their damn acceptance letter and I get sorted... SLYTHERIN. WOOT!
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