A Potions instructor must be on constant guard, he must be vigilant and stringent in his rules if he is to maintain order and assure a safe environment. Even so, mishaps are inevitable.
In my defence, what happened Monday was so astronomically unviable that even I cannot be held responsible for the end result.
In a spectacularly unfortunate and unforeseen chain of events, Potter the 15 year old ended up Potter the 15 month old. Simply put; Mr. Longbottom strikes again. Draco’s projectile from halfway across the room did not help.
Thus we arrive at our current predicament.
Enough said.