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Past Featured Story Equilibrium by Twinheart starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 101]
When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions.

Takes Place: 1st Year - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape
Rated: T - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Neglect
Chapters: 24 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 07 Sep 2007 / 04 Sep 2007
Series: Equilibrium and Evolution - Challenges: None
Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21 09 Sep 2007
Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed)
    LOLOLOLOLOL. Harry is HIGH XD

    "Severus snorted but answered gamely. "I have come to know the boy a bit better since then, I suppose. He now seems to me to be slightly. . . above average."

    You are so taciturn, Snapey. Maybe we need to get you high, too?

    So I remember the first time I read this chapter, I firstly was all like WHOOHOO Snapey cares, and secondly I was like, if his reaction to this incident is all protective and nuturing and stuff, I wonder what his reaction to every OTHER time Harry gets into trouble will be ... ?

    Lol - by the end of the seven years Snapey will be completely gray XD

Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 09 Sep 2007
Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed)
    "I made certain he did not tire himself. I was watching him every moment."

    You are a freakin' bat, Snapey. Creepy like one, too XD

    And Harry, you are just cute. Stupid sometimes, and you have this annoying saving-people thing, but cute XD

Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23 09 Sep 2007
Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed)
    "My Snakes, of all the houses, must learn this at an early age."

    Yeah, don't worry, Snapey. Slytherin won't be so suspiciously looked at once Harry opens a can of WHOOPASS on Voldemort XD

    Also - FINALLY you take your head out from your arse and start to breach the topic of abuse, Snapey. Tsk tsk. Usually you are so on the ball. Then again, you are remarkably stupid when it comes to Harry, so I guess I can forgive you. Maybe XD

    Plus: have I ever mentioned I love Roker? It's an awesome name XD

Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24 09 Sep 2007
Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed)
    "I was reconnoitering. . .watching for threats. It was merely a precaution to safeguard the train's departure."

    Lol. LIAR. You are like chocoloate: hard on the outside, soft on the inside, and if you warm it up it melts XD

    I amuse myself so with stupid anecdotes XD

    I always did wonder why Dumbledore just left Harry there ... then again, if he didn't the first chapter of the first book would be like fifteen pages longer, not to mention that we'd have missed that whole awesome exchange between Hagrid and the Dursleys in like chapter three (or whatever chapter it was XD )

    Now I'm off to read the sequel (again) and review XD

Whelp II -- The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 340]
Soon after rescuing 7-year-old Harry from the abusive Dursleys, Severus Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts. Harry finds even more ways to surprise his father, the Headmaster, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full, raising and protecting his son.

Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Adoption, Alternate Universe, Child fic, Kidnapped, Snape-meets-Dursleys, SuperPower! Harry
Categories: Parental Snape > Biological Father Snape
Rated: T - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Violence
Chapters: 24 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 17 Oct 2008 / 08 Sep 2007
Series: A Boy Called Whelp - Challenges: None
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 09 Sep 2007
Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed)
    LOL! Great title XD I luff XD

    And great first chapter too. I'd say more except I have nothing else to say, because this chapter is teh awesomeness.

    And the poor squid - appendage fragmentation XD

Evolution by Twinheart starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 102]
SEQUEL TO EQUILIBIRUM : A mentoring relationship is developing between young wizard Harry Potter and his dour Potions Professor, Severus Snape; but away from Hogwarts, Harry’s life is not all it seems. Summer before Year Two.

Takes Place: 2nd summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe, Evil!Albus, Snape-meets-Dursleys
Categories: Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape
Rated: T - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Neglect
Chapters: 17 - Completed: No - Updated: 26 Oct 2008 / 09 Sep 2007
Series: Equilibrium and Evolution - Challenges: None
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 09 Sep 2007
Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed)
    "La Banque de Gringott" is awesome. I don't know why. I just thought so.

    I wouldn't be surprised if that was Snapey all disguised. Then again I'm very bad at guessing future plot (I'm sort of like Trelawney in that respect XD) so I'll just leave it to you to spell it out XD

    Plus Harry is awesome. Sunburnt, tired and hungry, but still awesome. And I only like the fact that he's all of the above things because I know that once Snapey gets wind of it he's going to be like OMG WTF I KEEL YOU!!! to the Dursleys. Yeah.

    Btw, thank you soooo much for updated this story on ff.net. Chapter 20 was awesome (but I'll tell you all about its awesomeness when you upload it here XD)

    Author's Response: Thanks Sweartoad - you're a sweetie!

One More Such Victory by Branwyn starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 39]
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry has one last job to do.

Takes Place: 8 - Pre Epilogue (adult Harry) - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Snape Equal Status to Harry > Comrades Snape and Harry
Rated: T - Warnings: Character Death
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 15 Sep 2007 / 15 Sep 2007
Series: None - Challenges: None
Title: Chapter 1: One More Such Victory 15 Sep 2007
Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed)
    YAY. Yeah. I think I read this on your LJ or something, except it seems as though I come down with this awful disease called LAZY whenever I'm faced with a story that isn't on PotionsandSnitches. So yeah.

    "Snape's nod is faint, almost imperceptible. "Mostly."

    SNAPEY - if you weren't dead and like eaten by a big snake then I would totally hug you XD I reckon that this story is soooo plausible, especially after the whole "Look ... at ... me ..." bit at the end when he dies.

    "Goodbye, then," says Harry. "I hope you...rest peacefully, and all that."

    HARRY - you are cute. I'm glad he's still awkward and all that (I don't think I spelled awkward wrong but whatever it's midnight and spelling and grammar only work during daylight hours XD) because I've read SOOO many stories where it's all like Mkay Harry defeated Voldemort and now is OMG!Powerful and wise and all-knowing and totally pwns Dumbledore. Um, yeah. So thank you for making him in character (though really I can't expect anything less from you XD)

    Oh yeah, and don't worry about recognising the Pocahontas lyric in the other review. At least you only recognised it - I actually wrote it XD That brings loads more shame on me :C


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