Slytherin!
Severus is found out as a spy among the Death Eaters and runs for his life. Along the way, he makes some shocking discoveries about Harry Potter.
Takes Place: 4th summer
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Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe, Resorting, Slytherin!Harry, Snape-meets-Dursleys
Categories: Parental Snape
Membership status: Member
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Reviews by Raven Knight
Rated: 16+
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Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Alcohol Use, Profanity, Violence
Chapters: 43 - Completed: No - Updated: 04 Jan 2012 / 23 Jul 2009
Series: None - Challenges: None
Chapters: 43 - Completed: No - Updated: 04 Jan 2012 / 23 Jul 2009
Series: None - Challenges: None
| Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27: Spreading the News | 22 Sep 2009 |
| Reviewer: Raven Knight (Signed) |
- Aww, wow. I can't really imagine getting news like that, seriously. Poor Ron, and Hermione, and Ginny, and everybody. That's news no one wants to give their children, that their friend is dead. But we knew they had to do it eventually. Still...ouch.
Snape would so be able to tell if Harry were daydreaming or not. And if caught, he definitely would make him sit some more.
Aww, again. Love Harry's request for a walk with Mrs. Cadogan. But what made it? Severus smiling. Aww...
I really don't know why, but the comparison of the English vs. Welsh and Severus vs. James & Sirius, struck me as a very interesting comparison. I had to point it out. I don't even know why I liked it so much...It was very interesting.
Is that spoon thing true? I think I read something about that, but really? Is that how it works? Cause that is pretty cool!
A thought hit me while reading this this time about that whole Peter thing. Did you choose Peter because when you say it, it has a striking similarity to Potter? I can see how that would work. Just a thought. Is that why you chose Peter? It would make sense since Severus usually calls Harry, "Potter," anyways. Just thought of that...
HA! Poker! *laughs out loud!*
How does Dumbledore know he's not with the Dursleys? Other than the house burning down? Does he know that Severus took him? See? I'm as nervous as Severus! I do like how you made Severus shift the blame to Dumbledore. Nice!
Sometimes I like Sirius, and other times...yeah...like this one. Jerk! I was glad that Severus basically beat the crap out of him. Muhahaha!
Oh dear, poor Harry. Now he knows another reason why he can't contact anyone. That would psych everyone out! Harry writing letters from beyond the grave! Whoa! *giggles*
Typo Alerts: "...she had glanced at her father’s newspaper wrack..." I'm pretty sure it should be spelled "rack." ""But I know that you are all wondering about the meeting your mum and I the other day.”" A phrase or word is missing between "your mum and I" and "the other day." Something needs to be there like, "had", "were at" or "attended." Those would work well. "Why had she ever subscribed to the Daily Prophet?" Do you mean "ever" or "never?" DOes she get the Daily Prophet? "Harry had gripped and complained..." Should be "griped" not "gripped." "He was only giving Harry rules similar to those that he gave his Slytherin." Makes "Slytherin" plural. "...after the Dark Lord’s fall, left Severus hurting social…like always." Should be "socially." "...new blue jeans, some that actually hit his frame..." "hit" should be changed to "fit." (I read it and had a rather comical image of a pair of jeans smacking Harry as he tried to struggle into them.) "...there were some strains that fell in his eyes." Change "strains" to "strands." "“No much, sir,” Severus lied." Should be "not." "...Headmaster commanded, none to gently." Change to "too." You say complement several times when it should be "compliment." E.g. "Again, taken back by the unexpected complement, if a complement it really was..." "...binding over backwards to protect Potter’s miserable life..." Should be "bending."
Author's Response: Yay for long reviews!! lol Ahem: first off, yes, the spoon thing is true. I happen to own a Welsh Love Spoon...and I want MORE!! sorry bout that...and Peter/Potter....heehee, yeah, that's why Sev kept it. You caught me! Yay you!! And Dumbledore was in the house when Petunia left and told Harry that they'd be back, 'member? Huh? lol No, it's okay. It's been a while since I worked on this one. *sorry!* And I'm glad you liked the whole Wales vs England, Sev vs Sirius and James thing. I rather liked that too, and it's true, really. The Welsh were a bit...standoffish when we met some of the locals because our tourguide was English. lol Coach driver was Welsh though...*shrugs* But thanks again for another review! It's so good to hear from you!! ^-^
| Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28: Hidden Truths | 15 Oct 2009 |
| Reviewer: Raven Knight (Signed) |
- Aw, I thought this opening dialogue here was heartbreaking! Nicely done, but so sad. Particularly loved the "I'd do anything" line there. I'd break there too, were I Harry. You are tying nice parallels between Harry and Severus this whole story so far. I've mentioned this many times throughout, but you do a great job with doing it. History repeats itself, even in the WIzarding World, it seems. HAHA! Love how he "convinced" Harry to help him with potion-making! Poor Harry, thinking he's constantly going to be punished and that it's all a good dream. Is it just the fact that he's in a potions lab? I love that he's determined to have Harry at least PASS potions! Aw, I actually, "aww"'d out loud at Snape saying, "He's one of us, Lily, he's one of us."
Typo Alerts: "It was an eye opening revelation to make since Harry had been use to the other wizard always..." Add a "d" to "use."
Author's Response:
^-^ Yay! So good to hear from you again RK! Hope you're feeling better and all and things are going well for you. (I didn't even realize that there was something wrong until I saw another review you got *hangs head in shame*) But let us not dwell on bad thing; on with the review!!
I'm so glad that you like the parallels between Harry and Sev. I don't know why, but stuff like that just facinates me. And HA! yeah, the potion-making part I randomly thought of and decided that it NEEDED to be put in there since things were so angsty in the beginning...and things aren't going to always be so light-hearted towards the end...dun dun duuuuuunnnnn (that's dramatic music, by the way ^-^) And I'm so happy I got an "aww!!!" out of you. That line I just threw in there too! Thanks for another lovely review, and I'm off to your others!
| Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29: Welcome Back Harry Potter | 15 Oct 2009 |
| Reviewer: Raven Knight (Signed) |
- "My one passion in life: to scare children." *guffaws!* Hilarious! That's somewhat depressing that they have to change him back to Harry Potter. I actually liked your Mrs. Cadogan character. She cracked me up throughout this so far! I'm glad that Harry doesn't like looking like James anymore. Both Snape men aren't happy with this situation. HAHA! He stole the invisibility cloak! HAHAHA! Should be an interesting Fourth Year for the two of them. Should be exciting!
Typo Alerts: "...Dumbledore interrogated his son, but he still wanted Harry t be able to hold his own against that Headmaster." Add an "o" to that poor singular "t" in that sentence. It happens. "...even though he could tell the old woman could get onthe Potions Master’s nerves." Separate "onthe" in there. "“I’ll miss you to ma’am.” And he meant it too." The first "to" needs to be "too," too. "Severus nodded, sitting down next to his son, ready to case the spell." "Case" should become "cast." "“Harry, we cannot simply runaway from everyone, or from our problems.”" Separate "runaway." "...he was going to have a hard time treating Severus like the Potions Master he had know." SHould be "known" right at the end there. "And board the train. Do not terry out here too long." It should be spelled "tarry." "...he did not have time to dwell on his sense of loss as he heard several loud cried from behind him." Change "cried" to "cries."
Author's Response: ^-^ Yeah, I liked that line too (am I allowed to say that???) But I thought it was dry enough to be Snape. And maybe we'll get to see Mrs. Cadogan again...maybe... and neither Sev or Harry want Harry to look like James anymore. It's really a matter of pride for both of them. And yep! Sev took the cloak! XD Nicked it when Harry wasn't lookin'. XD And you'll see that things will get a lot more exciting... Thanks for the review Raven!
| Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30: Predictions and the Hat | 15 Oct 2009 |
| Reviewer: Raven Knight (Signed) |
- Oh wow! THe Weasley family being compared to the Red Sea! Hilarious! OH YES! I was wondering when you would reintroduce the Malfoys - or at least one of them - again! We haven't heard from them since...was it Chapter 11? I almost spilled my tea in excitement as soon as Draco was mentioned! But what is he going to be up to...? Ron has a point with Quirrell! *giggles* Is Harry supposed to be telling them this!? Oh, okay then. I was going to say! BAD HARRY! I thought the boy couldn't keep his mouth shut! Love how Severus dodged the hug from Dumbledore! Yes, this is interesting with Trelawmey. Why does DUmbledore make everyone see her? *continues reading* This is hilarious! She drugged him! I wonder if Trelawney was a Slytherin...A crazy one maybe...But...*snort* wouldn't that have been interesting!? Poor Snape is so nervous. It's precious. THat has to be painful for Harry to hear his best friend call his own father a greasy git. Poor Harry. WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Oh my GOD! He goes from one Lion's Den, per se, into a completely new one!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS! Being thrown into Slytherin with a bunch of Death Eater children who hate both him and his father! Poor Hermione and Ron and the Weasleys. They just got him back and are losing him again! Poor Harry! He probably thinks he's going to die. And Poor Snape! He's probably dropped dead at the staff table! He won't be sleeping much, now, will he? Poor man. SO EXCITED FOR MORE!
Typo ALerts: "Harry turned around to see a wave of redhead swarm him." Should be "redheads." "he had the whole summer to prepare, and he was usually to one that stood watch at the gates..." SHould read, "usually the one." "...Severus found himself in his usual place, sitting tall and ridged." Should be "rigid." "His being term meeting with Trelawney had not helped..." This confused me. Is this supposed to be something like, "His beginning of term meeting with Trelawney..."? "...well, your Slytherin aren’t going to be very…cooperative..." Pluralize (is that a word? *laughs insanely*) "Slytherin." "He wouldn’t let himself get capture. The boy had stood up to the Dark Lord his first year and second years,..." Should be "captured." And it should either be "first two years," or "first and second year," or "first year and second year." "The Head of Slytherin began to feel a bit uneasy as his snakes would each sneak glance up at him, only..." Either should be "sneak a glance" or "sneak glances." "...turned his attention to the Hat, and his collogue, hoping the nagging feeling..." Should be spelled "colleague." "...the Potions Master was extremely neat, boarder line germ phobic in some areas, but was he going to wean everyone off the “old” Snape slowly? Seemed possible." Change to "borderline germaphobic." And if he is going back to his old, greasy self, wouldn't he be weening everyone back ONto that Snape slowly, rather than off? It just got me a little confused. I could be tired though. "He had know something bad was going to happen!" Change "know" to "known."
Author's Response: Ah yes, the Red Sea. That made me giggle when I typed it. And since the adults know that Snape went to the Dursleys, Harry's allowed to tell them since they'd probably find out anyway. So he just tells them a story HE wants them to believe. And yes, Trelawney's a bit of a fraud...even though she's a seer too, Severus can just predict more often then she can. You'll find out how she found this out later. YES! Harry's a Slytherin now!!! So prepare yourself for a lot more drama and Malfoy!! XD And I may put this in in the notes of next chapter, Harry really goes from "fire to water" since that's the elements Gryffindor and Slytherin are affiliated with. So, I'm going to have so much fun with Sev and Harry really soon and throw off Ron and Hermione and Draco. It's gunna be great! XD ...I hope. So I'm glad you're interested, and I'll try to update soon. Thanks for another awesome review Raven! *gives hug*
| Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31: Welcome to Slytherin | 18 Oct 2009 |
| Reviewer: Raven Knight (Signed) |
- Leave it to Dumbledore to blame Harry's new sorting on Severus. *mumbles* Jerk. I love how the Hat piped up there on the couch. Whoa! Moody literally came out of the woodwork! I like how you have Harry a little scared of Moody, and that he thinks Snape isn't winning the battle of intimidation. Sets these two up nicely.
O.O Was your Snape in prison and tortured or something by Moody? Yikes! Would this cover the period in which he was considered dead and Lily's happiness died?
Oh no...He spoke before he thought. The poor man. And Poor Harry! He is terrified of Slytherin without his father. So, here's a question: If Harry hadn't managed to skip the previous Feast(s) would he have been resorted earlier?
Like Draco checking out the reaction of Snape as possibly being something else. I love Draco...Interesting! (HA! Moody scaring the wits out of everyone! *laughs* Oh! And he had the nerve to sit in Snape's chair!)
Oh man, Draco and Harry as roommates! HAHA! Snape is blackmailing Draco! HAHA!
Nice touch at the end there, changing the uniforms! What a slap to reality for Harry. Poor boy.
Typo Alerts: "The Gryffindor flame was about to be distinguished by the Slytherin water!" I think you mean "extinguished" there instead of distinguished. "Harry found that he could not look to long at this man, but whether it was from disgust or pity, he did not know." Change "to" to "too." "Snape shouted, a vain in his neck looked as though it were going to explode." Change "vain" to "vein." "“Overreaching?” Snape let out a mirthless laugh. “Overreaching?..." Do you mean "overreacting" like Dumbledore says? "He also in those eyes Lily…" I think you are missing the word "saw" in there somewhere. "If only he had managed to skip the Fest again this year!" Fest should be "feast." "...Weasley in his year stood up and started yelling something that was drown out by all the other talking." Should be "drowned." "Patsy cried from Draco’s right." Is this Pansy Parkinson? Cause It's Pansy, not Patsy. If it's someone new, then whoo-hoo, but I was wondering. "Dumbledore hired an Auror to keep the Slytherin at bay while Professor Snape could flaunt his freedom and his betray in all of their faces?" Is it supposed to be "Slytherins," and "betrayal," there? "... he sent up spark that popped and imminently caught everyone’s attention..." Should be "immediately." "Snape stood up for them to the other professor,..." Should be "professors." "Patsy wailed again, and ..." Again, is this Pansy? "“Despite Dumbledore’s lack of really concern,” Snape’s lip pulled back in disgust, “you are going to have to stay here in the dorms with the other Slytherin.”" Change "really" to "real" and "Slytherin" to "Slytherins." "As the other Slytherin made their way in, they paused ..." Should be "Slytherins." ""Am am here to ensure that you will all perform..." SHould be "I am..."
Author's Response:
Thanks! Glad you liked it! And as for the re-sorting before... I might explain it later, but I don't think I can put it in the story...my thought was Harry had to realize that he was something OTHER than a James Potter clone, really. Harry wanted to be just like his dad, and when he found out that his dad WASN'T James, he's whole ideas crumbled. The Sorting Hat knew about Harry and Sev- I mean, after all, it can go inside your head and find everything out, like how you'r mind works and it's patern and all that- and wanted to put Harry where he REALLY belonged, but at Harry's request, did not. So, I might have to put my full reasonings in somewhere...maybe in an author's note or something...
But glad you liked Draco...and the reaction of Moody. You'll find out about Snape's past later on. I promise. And the last line was a bit of a slap in the face. Thanks for another review Raven!!
| Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32: In the Snake Hole | 09 Nov 2009 |
| Reviewer: Raven Knight (Signed) |
- Ah, you hint that Severus had been tortured in prison. I still think it was Moody - which is a big reason why he would object so strongly to his presence as a professor. Poor Severus certainly has his hands full this 1994-1995 schoolyear. Poor man.
I love the way you have Harry always rationalizing his opinions on Severus. It's adorable. Loved this part, "...decided that the man was just stupid sometimes..." and "Probably one of his father's brilliant ideas..."
Is that feminine statue anyone famous? That could be interesting.
*Snort* The lavatory door was hilarious! I was on Harry's side there about not really knowing what was behind the door. Love your Draconian attitude! He's a vindictive little sucker isn't he! *laughs*
I mention this often in reviews, but I find it lovely that you parallel what Harry and Severus are thinking/feeling. In this case so far with the hoping/wondering that Dumbledore will find out about their relationship. And I do like that Harry, despite being angry at his father, doesn't like looking like James.
I think Severus is completely rational and justified in his paranoia of his living space and everything, but it almost makes it funny. I don't know why. "He prayed that the students would at least continue to respect him, even if he had betrayed the Dark Lord…or at least fear him, either way would be sufficient." He would think that. Liked the bedside promise. Hope Draco didn't wake up at that moment. That would spell danger with clear, bold letters!
I think Harry needs to talk to his father about all of those questions bugging him. I love that Severus waited at the door for Harry to wake up! It was cute, but added to the tension in the Slytherin House. Aw, love the line about how Slytherin went better with his eyes. (That's adorable!) I'm glad that even though it started quite shakily, they somewhat made up and have an understanding. They needed that hug. Both of them did! I wonder how all of the Gryffindors will react now in classes to Harry's new sorting. I'm sure Ron will be a git (and so will Seamus, but he's always a git!), but hopefully Hermione and Neville will come around. Hope the Gryffindors aren't too mean to him. Moody's class should be fun...
Typo ALerts: "...to walk the halls of Hogwarts like vampire they all..." Missing either "a/the" before the word vampire. "He had taken his happiness, he light, his only..." The second "he" should either be "the/his" in that sentence. "...the Death Eaters finding away to resurrect the Dark Lord..." Separate "away" into "a way." "There were wall hangs of the Slytherin crest..." Should be "hangings." I could be wrong here, but I'm pretty sure in this: "It would not due, after all, to one morning..." it needs to be "do." Same with a few sentences after this one. "...Severus immerged after a moment in his sparse office." Should be "emerged." "...before he harmed his magically core." Change to "magical." "Severus, for his part, had been waiting for his son to immerge from his dorm room..." Again, see the previous note on "emerge."
Author's Response:
Yay! I was waiting for your review! I always like hearing from you, Raven! Sev's going to be in for a VERY LONG school year in this. He's not going be be really happy, I'll just put it that way. And I'm afraid you'll have to wait a bit longer to find out about his whole history with Moody...but I'm sure you'll think it's worth the wait. But Harry does try to justify Snape even though he doesn't always want to. He just doesn't quite know what to think about all of this just yet. He's even more scared because his plans (the ones he was nervous about before) have just all been turned upside down. And he and Severus both were taken for a loop. And I'm still glad you like the parallels between them. They are father and son after all, and there are just some thinking patterns that are the same...and you'll get to see a lot more parallel later on too. ^-^
I'm glad you picked up on Harry's little snotty attitude here and there. I think I said this in another review, but I'm basing a lot of Draco and Harry's feelings off of myself and how I might react given my mood. I'm almost (almost ;D) ashamed to say that I'd probably act a little bit more like Draco in such a situation only with a bit more of Harry's cool. (But then Harry was still in some shock) But Draco didn't hear the promise...or did he? Either way, it's all going to start to get even more tense, especially when I throw in the Gryffindors next chappie. Just keep in mind that things always get worse before they get better. XD
Thanks so much for the review Raven! And I still can't wait for your update! (Your last chappie was so good!)
| Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33: Wonderful First Day | 26 Dec 2009 |
| Reviewer: Raven Knight (Signed) |
- First of all, let me preface this review by saying, "I am so sorry to have been incredibly slacking on this story! Things have been crazy, and I shall endeavor to improve." That being said, on with the reviewing fest!
Ron needs to calm down! I don't even like Ron all that much in canon, and this only makes me dislike him more. (What a poor excuse for a best friend.) "“You’ve been a snake in lions clothing all this time, haven’t you?” Ron scowled." *smacks Ron in the face*
HA! Ron's image of "snakes crawling out from under Snape's robes like he was some sort of demon!" That's hilarious!
"...yet it comforted Harry to realize that his father was always going to be there to watch out for him." This strikes me as foreboding! What if Severus isn't always around to watch him? Trouble, trouble, boil and bubble, methinks. Good choice though, Harry, to keep that secret a secret. Don't tell Ron. He'd blab it to everyone! (Can't stand Ron.)
"I’d’ve thought you’d be happy to see me even in Slytherin green since you spent the last month thinking I was dead.”" GO HARRY! That was a good slap-in-the-face!
Interesting Divination class there. So, Severus is a Light Seer then...interesting. Hmmm, and Harry is suspicious that Trelawney knows.
Draco wishing Harry would get detention was funny. Poor Draco, I can see him scowl into his cake before spearing it intending to enjoy it as much as possible.
Oh, that last paragraph had my heart aching for Severus.
Typo Alerts: "...he had to worry about people coming to kill and/or harm he and his child, and sprinkled on top that the fact of the matter was that no one could even know he had a son." Still should read, "him and his child," and "and sprinkled on top that the fact," you need something like the word "of" between "top" and "that," with a comma after "that," otherwise it reads a bit awkwardly. Draco's dialogue: "...quite frankly, I don’t like ite ither.”" Should be "it either." "...they would not let the Slytherin’s pick on Harry..." No apostrophe is needed in Slytherins. "The Potions Master looked completely different as he stood there now then from when he had been their earlier that morning." "Then" should be "than." "“Thought Slytherin’s didn’t like muggle-borns..." Same as before, no apostrophe is needed in Slytherins. Also, when you have something in quotations like, "E," the comma or period goes within the quotation, not outside of it. "In fact, her bug eyes got even wide, if possible,..." Should be "wider." "This year, Hogwarts has been chosen to participate in a competition called the Triwizard Tournaments.” I believe it is a singular "Tournament," rather than plural. "In fact there was a vain in the Potions Master’s neck..." Wrong spelling. You need "vein." "Frankly, Harry thought the whole thing sound a bit ridicules." Do you mean, "ridiculous?" "...Snape snapped to attention, his body ridged and his wand close at hand." Do you mean "rigid?"
Author's Response:
That's okay, I understand. I mean, I faded away a bit in your story too before I was able to catch up. No worries, it'll still be here for you later when you have time. ^_^ Hope things calm down for you!
Now, yes, Ron's being a prat. He's going through what I've been calling his moody puberty stage, kinda like in the book. He's being a major prat I think, but Hermione should bring him around soon. And I did like writing about Snape kinda like a monster. It gave me pleasure to make Ron scared. And Harry's being smart about keeping his secret. With the Tournament coming up, he can't afford to be betrayed by anyone.
I'm a little surprised you found the one line foreboding (you weren't supposed to think of it like that yet! ;D ) But things will get crazy here soon, and the last paragraph's important for the next chapter. That's when some things blow up. ^_^ Lots'o angst. But thanks for review and catching some mistakes. This one was written during a really crazy time for me when I had, what felt like, EVERYTHING due at the same time. Thanks again, and I can't wait for your next update!! :D
Harry Potter's in an accident, and guess who has to look after him?
Takes Place: 5th Year - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Baby fic, Deaging
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Takes Place: 5th Year - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Baby fic, Deaging
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: K+
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Warnings: None
Chapters: 17 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 15 Dec 2009 / 09 Aug 2009
Series: None - Challenges: Tug, Yes to Lemon Drops
Chapters: 17 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 15 Dec 2009 / 09 Aug 2009
Series: None - Challenges: Tug, Yes to Lemon Drops
| Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Unsavory Arrangements | 17 Aug 2009 |
| Reviewer: Raven Knight (Signed) |
- Flitwick MAKES this chapter! Makes it! And I can totally see Severus reveal infant Harry with a dramatic flourish! *laughs* Too funny!
Author's Response: LOL! Thanks! I'm glad you like it! Poor Filius, doesn't know that he just makes things worse. Thanks again!
| Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Unbearable Brat | 17 Aug 2009 |
| Reviewer: Raven Knight (Signed) |
- HAHA! Snape the housewife! *falls over* and *gasp* yes he did just take points from his own house! Don't mess with an angry, sleepless Snape! *laughs!!!* I need to save the rest of the chapters for now for when I need to giggle at something. THis is too funny!
Author's Response: Yays! I'm really glad you like this one too! ^^ It's fun to write! And I don't mind if you save it for a mirthless day so you can laugh. Really glad you liked it! ^^ Thanks for the review!
| Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Underestimated Resentment | 28 Aug 2009 |
| Reviewer: Raven Knight (Signed) |
- Alright, I'm having another completely dreadful day today (it's even raining outside, even though I personally like the rain...) HAHA! The shout through the floo at Dumbledore at four in the morning! The image of Snape in a rocking chair with this insomniac expression is cracking me up! And then he cried! *laughs!!* That would have been hilarious if he were so tired he transfigured the pillow into a teddy bear that had only one arm or something because he was just so tired. *guffaaws* "Was it illegal to drug babies!?" Harry liking Snape's punishments! *falls over* Poor Severus is so confused and exhausted! Can't even get a simple joy! Got to the hair pulling this time! Love how you used Harry's thought that he wanted the hair for his own! So funny!
Oh, oh, oh! Umbridge did not! *laughs* Nice comeback Snape! I hate that pink "rubbish" too, even those kitty plates (and I have a few cats, too)! *laughs again* Snape's twisted idea of Umbridge's death! Haha! Taken points from the snooty Ravenclaws for talking about proper childcare!
Oh, no! Now Umbridge is sitting next to him! It's amazing Snape doesn't kill her! (Although that rule is interesting there about young children living in the castle!) While it was nice to see his protective/possessive side, hilarious when Harry called him "Dada!" My eyeballs bugged out probably as much as Snape's! "Proper Protocol," eh? *giggle* HE ACTUALLY TOOK A LEMON DROP! *falls over again* AND THEN A HANDFUL! HAHA! I suspected that he would end up being his father, but poor Severus! Not what he wanted to hear! *laughs loudly!* (As you could have guessed, I too am a sucker for Snape being Harry's father...)
Thanks for this story...Won't read another chapter until another dreadful day like today, but thanks for this story so I can laugh! (OOH! Smoothies!? I LOVE SMOOTHIES! Can I have a Strawberry/Banana one?)
Author's Response: YAY!! Not that you're having a bad day mind you, but because this chapter made you feel a little better. I'm really glad! And Yes, I could not help but make Sev Harry's dad. It was too strong of urge I say!! But I'm VERY glad you liked it, and I'm glad it helped your day! *ashamed* I'm afraid I haven't had time to read your last two chapters *blush* BUT I'm planning them for this weekend once school gives me a break. lol So, grab a smoothie and have a better day!! ^-^