Sequel to A Christmas Gamble. After filling in for Father Christmas the previous year, one would think Severus and Harry would have a peaceful holiday, but all that went out the window when the two of them got talked into taking over the business. It seems like insanity, and it probably is, especially after the workshop burns down and they’re forced to try and find a way to sneak a hundred Christmas Elves into a makeshift workshop in Hogwarts. With twelve days until Christmas, and no time to waste to replace the lost gifts, it’s going to take one big distraction.
Good thing Severus and Harry have a knack for pulling pranks.
All the two can hope for is that burning down the workshop is the only black mark their names will get on the naughty list, because if the staff find out who is behind the pranks, Christmas will truly be ruined.
Takes Place: 2nd Year
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Snape flavour: Snape is Kind
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape
Membership status: Member
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Reviews by Phoenix
Rated: K+
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Warnings: Abusive Dursleys
Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 25 Dec 2014 / 20 Dec 2014
Series: A Christmas Gamble - Challenges: None
Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 25 Dec 2014 / 20 Dec 2014
Series: A Christmas Gamble - Challenges: None
| Title: Chapter 7: A Simple Miracle | 02 Aug 2019 |
| Reviewer: Phoenix (Signed) |
- Really enjoyed this story!
| Title: Chapter 7: A Simple Miracle | 02 Aug 2019 |
| Reviewer: Phoenix (Signed) |
- Really enjoyed this story!
[Mother's Day Special '15] "Your House will be like your family within Hogwarts." For those in Gryffindor, it is. So much so that Minerva McGonagall receives Mother's Day gifts by the hundred. But what about those who were put in other Houses?
Takes Place: 5th Year - Snape flavour: Snape is Depressed, Out of Character Snape
Tags: Alternate Universe, Gryffindor!Snape
Categories: Big Brother Snape, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Misc > Keepers of the Snitch
Takes Place: 5th Year - Snape flavour: Snape is Depressed, Out of Character Snape
Tags: Alternate Universe, Gryffindor!Snape
Categories: Big Brother Snape, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Misc > Keepers of the Snitch
Rated: K
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Warnings: Out of Character
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 14 Mar 2015 / 14 Mar 2015
Series: None - Challenges: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 14 Mar 2015 / 14 Mar 2015
Series: None - Challenges: None
| Title: Chapter 1: Minerva's Boys | 06 Aug 2019 |
| Reviewer: Phoenix (Signed) |
- awww my heart-
The Dursley family move house, and Harry is horrified to find that they are now living opposite his most hated Potions Master. Between Snape and the Dursleys, will Harry make it to the Burrow in one piece?
Takes Place: 4th summer - Snape flavour: Snape is Kind, Snape is Mean, Snape is Secretive, Snape is Stern
Tags: Alternate Universe, Snape-meets-Dursleys, Spying on Harry! Snape
Categories: Healer Snape, Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape, Fic Fests > #18 Summer 2015, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Takes Place: 4th summer - Snape flavour: Snape is Kind, Snape is Mean, Snape is Secretive, Snape is Stern
Tags: Alternate Universe, Snape-meets-Dursleys, Spying on Harry! Snape
Categories: Healer Snape, Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape, Fic Fests > #18 Summer 2015, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: T
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Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Physical Punishment Spanking, Neglect
Chapters: 23 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 01 Sep 2015 / 07 Aug 2015
Series: None - Challenges: Neighbors, Grounded!
Chapters: 23 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 01 Sep 2015 / 07 Aug 2015
Series: None - Challenges: Neighbors, Grounded!
| Title: Chapter 23: Moving Day Again | 06 Aug 2019 |
| Reviewer: Phoenix (Signed) |
- Loved this story so so much
After little Harry Potter runs away from his relatives’ home for the sixth time, Albus decides something drastic must happen. Instead of sending a friendly witch from family services like he had done before, he sends Severus Snape in hopes of scaring the boy into staying put. But when a blizzard interferes with plans, Severus learns why Harry keeps running away and a change of plans ensues.
Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) - Snape flavour: Snape Comforts, Out of Character Snape, Snape is Stern
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) - Snape flavour: Snape Comforts, Out of Character Snape, Snape is Stern
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: K+
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Warnings: Abusive Dursleys
Chapters: 35 - Completed: No - Updated: 31 Mar 2024 / 23 Oct 2017
Series: None - Challenges: Runaway
Chapters: 35 - Completed: No - Updated: 31 Mar 2024 / 23 Oct 2017
Series: None - Challenges: Runaway
| Title: Chapter 15: MacAuley Estate | 05 Aug 2019 |
| Reviewer: Phoenix (Signed) |
- Cuteness overload! ahhhhh
Author's Response: Thank you for your review!
Someone’s been spreading festive jinxes all over Hogwarts. Severus and Potter, forced to stick together, are in for a very interesting Christmas. Fic Fest Entry!
Takes Place: 6th Year - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Fic Fests > Winter fest 2017, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Takes Place: 6th Year - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Fic Fests > Winter fest 2017, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K
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Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 17 Dec 2017 / 17 Dec 2017
Series: None - Challenges: Snowball Challenge
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 17 Dec 2017 / 17 Dec 2017
Series: None - Challenges: Snowball Challenge
| Title: Chapter 1: High-Jinx Jinxes | 02 Aug 2019 |
| Reviewer: Phoenix (Signed) |
- this is bloody hilarious and the endings just perfect :)
All the muggleborn students like to call Snape Batman, and every year at least one takes to following him around with bright eyes, no matter how mean he is to them. This year, it’s Harry Potter.
Takes Place: 1st Year - Snape flavour: Canon Snape, Snape is Kind
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Takes Place: 1st Year - Snape flavour: Canon Snape, Snape is Kind
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K
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Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 19 Dec 2017 / 19 Dec 2017
Series: None - Challenges: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 19 Dec 2017 / 19 Dec 2017
Series: None - Challenges: None
| Title: Chapter 1: First Day | 30 Jul 2019 |
| Reviewer: Phoenix (Signed) |
- This story has intrigued me and I want more of Harry’s not so healthy obsession. I want to know about his Batman shrine and his fanart and sing remixes. You say this story is completed but it could be a lot more! Please continue because this is such a good idea for a funny tale :)
Author's Response: XD LOL, that's awesome. I'm glad you like it. Feel free to spin off the idea. Let me know if you do; I'd love to read it.
Harry's only rejoice in these last few months is that he has his list. He would go down for sure, but before he does, he wants to make sure he gets to do everything on the list. To die without any regret. But what does Snape have to do with this?
Takes Place: 5th Year, 6th summer - Snape flavour: Snape's a Bully, Canon Snape, Snape Comforts, Snape is Evil, Snape is Kind, Out of Character Snape, Overly-protective Snape, Snape is Secretive
Tags: Physical Impairment
Categories: Healer Snape, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Takes Place: 5th Year, 6th summer - Snape flavour: Snape's a Bully, Canon Snape, Snape Comforts, Snape is Evil, Snape is Kind, Out of Character Snape, Overly-protective Snape, Snape is Secretive
Tags: Physical Impairment
Categories: Healer Snape, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: T
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Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Alcohol Use, Bullying
Chapters: 18 - Completed: No - Updated: 05 Aug 2019 / 29 Dec 2017
Series: None - Challenges: None
Chapters: 18 - Completed: No - Updated: 05 Aug 2019 / 29 Dec 2017
Series: None - Challenges: None
| Title: Chapter 17: An Abnormality | 30 Jul 2019 |
| Reviewer: Phoenix (Signed) |
- This story is awesome! It’s so funny but also bittersweet. I don’t know if you do requests but if you ever finish it, if the ending isn’t as happy as a naive wishful reader would hope could you perhaps write an alternate ending? Something like Annie the goat absorbing Harry’s brain tumour or her pee having healing powers stronger than Phoenix tears. Even if you don’t I just want to say your an amazing writer and the way this story is written is such an interesting perspective. Like with it being written entries and flashbacks at the same time makes it such a pleasant read.
Author's Response: Your review is the reason why I'm updating so early! You're awesome too Phoenix, and your kind words not only made my day, but they assisted me into finishing up much sooner than I would have by myself. The final chapter is already written, and I'm just filling in the chapters between, but I would be more than happy to write an alternate ending if it makes the readers happy! Although, not all good endings are happily ever afters~ I'm very flattered, and honestly very glad, that you enjoy the writing style because I certainly love writing it. I hope you enjoy this all the way to the end. ;)
Severus Snape never wanted to be an Animagus and the only upside to his utterly useless animagus form is that he gets to tell Albus Dumbledore "I told you so."
However, when Harry Potter foolishly ingests a confectionary offered to him by Fred Weasley, Severus has to employ any and all means at his disposal to avert a disaster.
Takes Place: 2nd summer - Snape flavour: Canon Snape, Overly-protective Snape
Tags: Animagus!Snape
Categories: Healer Snape, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
However, when Harry Potter foolishly ingests a confectionary offered to him by Fred Weasley, Severus has to employ any and all means at his disposal to avert a disaster.
Takes Place: 2nd summer - Snape flavour: Canon Snape, Overly-protective Snape
Tags: Animagus!Snape
Categories: Healer Snape, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K+
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Warnings: None
Chapters: 17 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 15 Aug 2019 / 11 Jan 2019
Series: None - Challenges: Animagus anyone?
Chapters: 17 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 15 Aug 2019 / 11 Jan 2019
Series: None - Challenges: Animagus anyone?
| Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 | 05 Aug 2019 |
| Reviewer: Phoenix (Signed) |
- great chapter! keep the updates coming please :)
Author's Response: Thanks for commenting!
After what is surely a more-than-preventable potions accident, Harry Potter winds up stuck in the hospital wing, unable to wake up. Severus just wishes he knew why Poppy won’t stop bothering him about it.
Takes Place: 6th Year - Snape flavour: Canon Snape, Snape is Kind, Snape is Stern
Tags: Addicted!Harry, Hospitalization
Categories: Healer Snape, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Takes Place: 6th Year - Snape flavour: Canon Snape, Snape is Kind, Snape is Stern
Tags: Addicted!Harry, Hospitalization
Categories: Healer Snape, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: T
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Warnings: Abusive Dursleys
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 20 Dec 2019 / 15 Dec 2019
Series: None - Challenges: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 20 Dec 2019 / 15 Dec 2019
Series: None - Challenges: None
| Title: Chapter 1: By His Side | 20 Dec 2019 |
| Reviewer: Phoenix (Signed) |
- :) great story