Hello, you may refer to me as Master...er..wrong fandom. Hold on a sec...Um...ah yes! *ahem* You may refer to me as Dark Respite, you're friendly lurker who watches everything you do on the internet. Okay I lied about that last part. But I am a lurker though!

All you need to know about me is that I like slash, chocolate, randomness, Cloud Strife, Severus Snape, slash, Dragon Age Origins, chocolate, cake, pie, candy, Christmas, rock music, sticky notepads, paychecks, chapstick, bendy straws, hair dye, tic tacs, caprisuns, nice people, sarcastic people, Sephiroth, orchestra, cellphones, internet, my Xbox, my plushies, my knife collection, and slash.

Any questions?