Name: Paige

Age: 15

State: Pennsylvania

Favorite Subject: Math

Hobbies: Rubik's cube, TV, Wii

Favorite Movie: Star Wars trilogy

Favorite book: Harry Potter series

Favorite Star Wars pairings:

Anakin and Padme

Siriwan

Tahl and Qui-Gon

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home thought.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too.

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I dont like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor calls it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just...

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion, re-post this

If you find that every year math teachers say that you are perfect at math then you laugh in their faces and call them idiots or something of the like, copy and paste this in your profile.(will it ever end?)

Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or Myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Serious Support Stuff:

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

If you love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, and mind; add your pen name and copy and paste this onto your profile: Queen Su, QueenChristytheNoble, Historian1912, Aleine Skyfire, Paige Miller, millepai000, milpai000

If you think abortion is murder copy and paste this on to your page and add your name to the list: Shotzee1881, ladychristythenoble, Historian1912, Aleine Skyfire, Paige Miller, millepai000, milpai000

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

If you’ll never understand why kids in your school thought math was difficult, dull and boring, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list! Paige Miller, millepai000, milpai000

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A- Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, SilverMoonArcher, lovelybella, rhythm of life, trueVaMpIrE, EverMindTheRuleOfThree, EmoVampire1893, Glitterpaw Of ThunderClan, Kayness, xxHopelessDreamerxx, The.Consumate.Critic, Metalstrike, Paige Miller, millepai000, milpai000

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Blackmist, Glitterpaw, Kayness, Twilight's-Red-Moon, xxHopelessDreamerxx, The.Consumate.Critc, Metalstrike, Paige Miller, millepai000, milpai000

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Dang, we screwed up bad!". Put this in your profile if you have a best friend.

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste.

If you think Twilight has more fame than it's worth, copy this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coroscant, and Kashyyyk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wonder why on earth they don't make Jedi Halloween costumes for girls (and are infuriated) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate it when people refer to a lightsaber as a "lifesaver" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

When ever you here the word Star Wars you stop what you are doing, perk up, and eavesdrop, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are destined to become best friends with every insane person you meet, copy and paste into your profile.

If you think half the people in your school is conceited, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever watched a movie over 20 times, copy and paste into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.(STAR WARS)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time and go absolutely demented when your hyper copy this onto your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you don't use Myspace, Bebo, Facebook etc and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe spelling and grammar are important, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

.5 million people are on the internet right now. If you are one of them, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever spent time just copying and pasting things onto your profile because you were bored, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in God copy this into your profile.

BEST FRIENDS DON'T LET OTHER FRIENDS READ TWILIGHT. If this is true for you, copy and past this onto your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are bored and like to do math, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.(3 in the morning. The Lost Symbol... took me forever.)

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Only every day)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (I am totally insane insane laugh see?)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.(oh, about every single day)

If you've ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this to your profile. (i still have no idea how i did that)

Arguing with yourself is fine, normal even. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that it becomes a problem.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (dogs count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Heck yeah)

If you're the kind of person who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Where did the Sorting Hat put you? Urg Slytherin, 7th grade/Hufflepuff, 6th grade/Slytherin(I was at an insane school who named the 4 cores in each grade Harry Potter houses)

You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...

by Silver Moonlight Tigress

... your favorite book of the Bible is Luke.

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

... you address your teachers as "Master."

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

... you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma.

... you even know what a jung ma is.

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... you know how to write in Aurebesh.

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

... you understand any of this.