| If you believe the rumours on the street, I am half mad vampire - pug hybrid with a hankering for human flesh and Nutella, Or you might so believe that I am a Mafia overlord with fifty million illegitimate love-children dotted around the globe, all sporting bright pink Mohawk's and duck bills for noses. But in all reality, I am just a boring, brown haired twenty year old from a perpetually rainy little island called Great Britain! Yes, I am aware that that makes me all the more awesome! No, I don't say "Would you like a cup of tea, guvnor?" I do, however drink an inane amount of tea and complain about the weather! There are some more things you should know about me! LGBT, I hate how people discriminate against people for their sexual orientation, I love Harry Potter, I have no time for bullies or narrow-minded people, so if you're either of those, then please don't bother contact me.So here are a few random facts about me. - I am addicted to chocolate - I am a 21 year old, big ball of complete and utter strangeness. - I have an irrational phobia of Ostriches. - Ostriches are probably scared of me though, so it's okay. - I want a pug so bad! - Potter forever! [Report This]
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