Give me torture stories, give me enemy stories, give me rape stories, give me fluff stories...

But PLEASE, NOT THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER FICS! If anyone sends me a link to those... Uhh... I'll set my parrot on you.                                                                                              

 I'm highly disagreeable, easily impressed, and I just got distracted with my hand for over a minute, mid-writing. I have the emotions of a brick wall, and I'm an absolute coward when it comes to people. If I offend you, take this into account.

Also, blunt. Not tactful. Just blunt. And I will pester you for days on end until you tell me what "the thing" is.(as you can guess, I'm a Ravenclaw in every single house test. Except for the Pottermore one, I was Gryffindor there... *shrug* 

but seriously what are all those websites down there I only know two of them and I'm a lurker on both of those where is Ao4