—IN A VOMIT OF THOUGHT—

I wish I could write, but I just can't. I don't have enough food to do it.

So I'll have to ignore my hp notebooks for now (they were so supposed to be maths), Halloween, Christmas and Coming of Spring, and go be a snake instead...

Not being in school means I was ripped from my established market; but that's what the internet is for, isn't it? Well, aside strategy games and suicide etiquette manuals (naturally).

I mean, I could try to invent a way to tell a meaningful story in five minutes or something, but it's not a chance I'm exactly betting on.

I have a whole complicated history behind my name, which I am too lazy, or too tired, or too hungry, or maybe too secretive to disclose.

It could also be just that I can't resist the lulz... I really don't know.

I like things neat, deep and playful.

I would say I kept with those awful books mostly for the poisonous muggleness of the Dursleys and Snape reminding me of all the best teachers (yeah, weird, I know).. still, let's face it, that would be quidditch.

In the end I'll take anything that has a game.

Oh, well.

It's also hilarious how I loathe talking about myself, and here I am, just typing. See, kids? Being hungry makes you stupid!

Very.

If you go from Flakey Genius to Persistent Babbler.   . . .

Gee, I'm really woozy.

Well, my other favourite things to read: Hamlet, Pratchett, Dahl, Winnie the Pooh, Moomins, Alice, all that rot.

– I also absolutely accept stories in more coded forms. Join Hands, Vltava, dressing up, things from the attic, you know.

Stealing other people's letters isn't half bad. (Except for the stealing part maybe? I would get my own, but I'd have to write somebody first, and that takes a lot of energy, and knowing people personally; and stamps. Envelopes.

At this point I don't want to waste my spare cash on anything that isn't edible, alright?)

Maybe I'll write you at least a challenge or something.

Though I wouldn't want to make promises in this kinda state... I tend to mean to keep them, "unfortunately".

Well, Ainsley out!

                                                                                    ...here, have candy 🍬