| Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) | Chapters: 1 |
| Snape flavour: None | Completed: Yes |
| Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape | Genres: Family, General |
| Tags: Alternate Universe, Baby fic | Word count: 2176 |
| Main Characters: .Snape and Harry (required), Dumbledore | Read: 7395 |
Summary: Take one Severus Snape, one baby Potter, and one insane Headmaster; simmer gently and stir well. Don't forget to duck! AU Oneshot. Entrant in the 2009 Prompt Fest. Prompts: "Duck!" and Headmaster Potter
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Warning: Mention of child abuse.
Written for the P&S Prompt Fest. I can almost guarantee that this is not what the proposer intended with the prompt “Duck!” but I couldn’t resist. Completely and utterly AU. Not particularly canon-compliant, especially not with later books. Just for fun.
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