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Summary: During Harry's 5th year, the Ministry decides to interfere with Hogwarts, namely the sweets and fatty foods served by the house elves. Will Hogwarts finally be whipped into shape, or is the Ministry going to find a bit of a revolt on their hands?

Takes Place: 6th summer Chapters: 12
Snape flavour: None Completed: Yes
Categories: Snape Equal Status to Harry > Comrades Snape and Harry Genres: General, Humor
Tags: Alternate Universe Word count: 26784
Main Characters: .Snape and Harry (required) Read: 43555
Rated: T
Warnings: Profanity
Series: None
Challenges: Healthy Eating and Exercise is Key
Published: 30 Jul 2010 - Updated: 10 Sep 2010
Awards:
Story Notes:

Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns everything related to Harry Potter.

Table of Contents

1. Changes by Lady Lanera [Reviews - 4] starstarstarstarstar (1050 words) Printer

2. Welcoming Feast Perspectives by Lady Lanera [Reviews - 6] starstarstarstarstar (1175 words) Printer

Enjoy. :D

3. Double Potions from Hell by Lady Lanera [Reviews - 5] starstarstarstarstar (1194 words) Printer

A bit of an absurd chapter, and yes, Snape is very evil in this chapter to the poor Potions class, but he needs his chamomile tea that a certain toad--hem, hem--woman disposed of. :D Enjoy.

4. Pomfrey's Boys by Lady Lanera [Reviews - 4] starstarstarstarstar (2405 words) Printer

It's not as funny as usual, but enjoy. :D

5. So, a Gryffindor and head of Slytherin Walk into a Pub... by Lady Lanera [Reviews - 10] starstarstarstarhalf-star (4388 words) Printer

Rather long so be warned, and some parts in here are rather funny, I think. Enjoy. :D

6. Understanding Life's Lemons by Lady Lanera [Reviews - 4] starstarstarstarhalf-star (2177 words) Printer

Should have all your questions answered with a few more questions. Dumbledore's part should get some laughs. Enjoy. :D

7. Price of Disobedience by Lady Lanera [Reviews - 4] starstarstarstarhalf-star (2443 words) Printer

A lot of mentioning and seeing Aurora Sinistra this chapter. However, she's going to teach Harry a lesson with her actions. I'm not quite sure if one would find parts of this chapter funny, but enjoy.

8. Torture Sessions with Dolores by Lady Lanera [Reviews - 6] starstarstarstar (3094 words) Printer

This really wasn't how I first envisioned this chapter going, but after the outrage of Umbridge, I thought it'd be fun to give her a taste of her own medicine now. Not much humor in the chapter again. Blame Umbridge. :D Enjoy.

9. Never Cross a Slytherin by Lady Lanera [Reviews - 6] starstarstarstarhalf-star (2696 words) Printer

I was listening to "Tears of an Angel" by RyanDan when writing this chapter. Enjoy. :D

10. Giving the Devil Her Due by Lady Lanera [Reviews - 5] starstarstarstarhalf-star (2087 words) Printer

For the Umbridge haters, enjoy.

Very special thanks goes to Jan_AQ and Fmh for their interesting ideas that I just had to incorporate somehow. :D

I got the idea for this chapter by watching a YouTube vid (Dramione vs. Umbridge).

11. Crumbling Walls by Lady Lanera [Reviews - 0] (2030 words) Printer

Enjoy. :D

12. Crisis Adverted by Lady Lanera [Reviews - 2] starstarstarstarstar (2045 words) Printer

Enjoy. :D

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