| Takes Place: 1st summer before Hogwarts | Chapters: 1 |
| Snape flavour: Snape is Kind | Completed: Yes |
| Categories: Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape | Genres: Angst, Drama |
| Tags: None | Word count: 2763 |
| Main Characters: .Snape and Harry (required), Dumbledore, McGonagall | Read: 1898 |
Summary: “I only want to talk.”
“You’re a middle-aged man who just wants to talk,” he makes air quotes with his fingers to emphasize his words, “to a kid. That’s not weird or creepy at all.”
Severus blows out a heavy breath. “Fine. What if I buy you breakfast somewhere? You seem like you could use a meal.”
“Are you trying to bribe me?”
“Call it a deal. You eat, I speak, you listen. Perhaps you’ll even speak as well and I will listen. Sound fair?”
Harry hesitates. “Sounds like a trap to me, but… whatever.”
OR
In which a homeless Harry Potter reads his Hogwarts acceptance letter while sitting in a sticky booth at a McDonald’s in London.
Awards:
“You’re a middle-aged man who just wants to talk,” he makes air quotes with his fingers to emphasize his words, “to a kid. That’s not weird or creepy at all.”
Severus blows out a heavy breath. “Fine. What if I buy you breakfast somewhere? You seem like you could use a meal.”
“Are you trying to bribe me?”
“Call it a deal. You eat, I speak, you listen. Perhaps you’ll even speak as well and I will listen. Sound fair?”
Harry hesitates. “Sounds like a trap to me, but… whatever.”
OR
In which a homeless Harry Potter reads his Hogwarts acceptance letter while sitting in a sticky booth at a McDonald’s in London.
Story Notes:
another bad things happen bingo square, this one being: Neglect/Abandonment
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1. Birds Carry Diseases by MellarkandArt [Reviews - 5] 
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this fic might be a little out of character for I'm basically ignoring Severus' hatred for Harry's father. This is a fairly short one-shot and I just don't have time for the drama that we go over in nearly every Sev and Harry gen fic :P
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