Slytherin!
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As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House.
Takes Place: 1st Year
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Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe, Slytherin!Harry, Snape-meets-Dursleys
Categories: Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape
Membership status: Member
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Reviews by Sweartoad
Rated: K+
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Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Alcohol Use, Neglect, Profanity, Violence
Chapters: 51 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 18 Mar 2009 / 21 Aug 2007
Series: None - Challenges: None
Chapters: 51 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 18 Mar 2009 / 21 Aug 2007
Series: None - Challenges: None
| Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 | 06 Sep 2007 |
| Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed) |
- "He had nursed the dread, worked it in his mind like clay, molded it into the perfect shape of his hate and desire for vengeance."
Funny, perfect line XD
Also - SNAPEY! You are soooo stupid sometimes. Honestly. Plus Slytherin as its own little militan organisation? Interesting XD I have this feeling that that's how the Bolsheviks began, before they like took over the whole of Russia XD
Sneaky sneaky Slytherins XD
| Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 | 06 Sep 2007 |
| Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed) |
- RON. You are officially added to my list of idiots.
"Malfoy rolled his eyes. "Like I make conversation with these two, honestly."
I rehash my earlier statement: Malfoy is a bit of a pretentious idiot/noob - Teddy, on the other hand, is awesome XD
Harry is cute and small and frightened and I want to give him lots of big hugs and maybe some chocolate C:
And I am going to add "Everywhere at once-ness" to my growing list of Snape-isms XD
| Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 | 06 Sep 2007 |
| Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed) |
- "He felt a sharp pang of guilt, quickly suppressed; he did not believe in corporal punishment, having too often felt a heavy hand in his own youth, and he should not have let his emotions take him so completely by control this morning."
Snapey - your burgeoning conscience slightly lowers you on my list of lewsers, but not by much, I'm afraid. Maybe if you got over your little Potter-loathing complex, maybe discovered that Harry has been viciously abused, and then decided to take him under your wing for the rest of your natural life, I MIGHT reconsider. But only maybe XD And only if it invovles lots of Snape/Harry LUFF moments.
| Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 | 06 Sep 2007 |
| Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed) |
- Prefect Flint is added to my list of losers. As is Draco, because he is naturally a bit of a git and hasn't done anything to disprove my long-standing opinion of him. But please, feel free to prove me wrong!
Teddy is teh awesomeness, because I remember JKR saying once that he and Draco were sort of like equals, except probably Teddy actually has something that we like to call FRIENDS, not mindless loser zombies XD
Though I'm not too sure about Harry being in a House choc-full of Death Eater children ... but hopefully Snapey will step up to the plate and be all like, YOU SHALL NOT PASS! to the Death Eaters. And/or Voldemort, when he returns - really, I'm not fussy XD
| Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 | 06 Sep 2007 |
| Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed) |
- "Too still, really, for an eleven year old."
ARG. SNAPEY - THE WORLD IS HANDING YOU LEMONS AND YOU'RE JUST LETTING THEM GO MOULDY.
Honestly, man. Can't you take a hint? Your points are dropping faster than an anvil dropped off a cliff.
"Suppressing a sigh, Severus ignored the stuttering Professor Quirrell beside him and swept from the Great Hall."
I repeat: ARG. You are made of first-class idiot, Snapey. However, I do realise that when you
FINALLY pull your head out of your arse and start looking at Harry, not the ghost of a dead man, you will be properly remorseful XD
jharad17: you are definately made of something more awesome than awesome XD
| Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 | 06 Sep 2007 |
| Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed) |
- "Indeed. You don't imagine you're the first child reluctant to speak of their health history, do you? We have a connection to Wizarding Child Services, who would only be too happy to come and spend some time with you." Madam Pomfrey smiled at him benignly, but he saw it for what it was. She was a great manipulator."
Poppy Pomfrey. You are so positively Slytherin XD I like how she's all like, mkay I KNOW you're lying, so quit it.
Snapey - you had better be at least a LITTLE bit shocked next chapter. I know this will be a long process, and that you and Harry will require quite some time to get used to each other and start putting old preconceptions behind and all that, but he is a Slytherin and you are his Head of House and he is your responsibility XD
So chop chop! We know you want to C:
| Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 | 06 Sep 2007 |
| Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed) |
- Yay XD I'm so happy that Snape is finally confronting his misconceptions about Harry. Of course, you can't expect him to do it in one day, so the fact that he's still a little annoyed is like totally fine with me.
Harry is so SWEET XD
Zabini is a snob, and Draco has officially lost his status as head noob and is now joining the ranks of "favourite characters".
Millicent Bulstrode is pretty darn cute too XD
Don't you just love kids, Snapey? Especially since you seem to have been given the cutest first years in all of Hogwarts XD
| Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 | 10 Sep 2007 |
| Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed) |
- "Maybe you will, but a Malfoy? I think not."
Sorry Malfoy, but you have just been demoted from possible friend to head noob again.
But WHY oh WHY did Snape have to go mention that whole 'ungrateful body' thing in front of Malfoy? SOMETIMES YOU ARE SOOO STUPID, SNAPEY. Well, unless of course this information inspires a complete character change in Malfoy, in which case I suppose I won't mind it as much XD
| Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 | 11 Sep 2007 |
| Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed) |
- Wow. I really feel bad for those owls that Snape sent off to the Dursleys ... it sort of reminds me of this story I read once by Roald Dahl where this woman murdered her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and then cooked it and served it to the policement who came to investigate.
... Morbid XD But not like the Dursleys would eat the owls or anything though I'm not putting it above them to kill them :C
I like how being in Slytherin hasn't changed Harry at all really, and I'd like to think that he probably (hopefully) won't change all that much. Snapey being all like USE INFORMATION AGAINST EACH OTHER and totally chanelling Mad-Eye Moody is cool, though I'd like to think that Harry probably knows what it's like to be embarrassed and ridiculed and [hated] so is loathe to you know do the same.
Yeah just some random musings XD And awesome chapter, btw. Can't wait for the final Snape-Dursley confrontation C:
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes a thank-you letter that triggers an extended correspondence and a tentative friendship between the two of them.
Takes Place: 6th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Healer Snape, Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape, Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: T
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Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Age Difference Romance, Profanity, Romance/Het
Chapters: 17 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 02 Sep 2009 / 25 Aug 2007
Series: Chivalry - Challenges: None
Chapters: 17 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 02 Sep 2009 / 25 Aug 2007
Series: Chivalry - Challenges: None
| Title: Chapter 1: In Consequence of the Missive | 27 Aug 2007 |
| Reviewer: Sweartoad (Signed) |
- Oh, Loony Luna - you're so cute!
I like how Snape's letter sort of starts out as a brusque this-is-all-I'm-writing-so-don't-get-used-to-it letter, but then it's like he simply couldn't help himself as he wrote that barb about laxity. And I KNEW he was sitting anxiously by Harry's side the entire time he was out! You can try to fool yourself and everyone around you, but you can't fool me, Snapey ... XD