Ravenclaw!
Before Harry arrives at Hogwarts, the faculty have a meeting and decide that Harry will need a mentor to help him adjust, keep him out of trouble, and make protecting him easier. They decide that this person should the Head of the House into which Harry is sorted, presumably Minerva McGonagall. But things, of course, don't turn out as planned, and Harry is harder to deal with than anyone expected. Nobody asked him if he wanted a mentor, after all...
NOTE: This story has a prologue. It is not necessary to the plot of the story, but if you wish to read it, it is called(predictably enough) 'Prologue to Life as Dictated by a Talking Hat'
Takes Place: 1st Year
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Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe, Slytherin!Harry, SuperPower! Harry
Categories: Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape, Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Membership status: Member
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Reviews by crotia
Rated: 16+
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Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Profanity
Chapters: 35 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 24 Jul 2010 / 15 Mar 2009
Series: Life as Dictated by a Talking Hat - Challenges: None
Chapters: 35 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 24 Jul 2010 / 15 Mar 2009
Series: Life as Dictated by a Talking Hat - Challenges: None
| Title: Chapter 3: World War I | 13 Aug 2014 |
| Reviewer: crotia (Signed) |
- I liked the hard method
| Title: Chapter 13: Small Deeds | 14 Aug 2014 |
| Reviewer: crotia (Signed) |
- I can see why this story is tracked so much over such a short time
| Title: Chapter 14: Bad Blood and Bad Attitude | 14 Aug 2014 |
| Reviewer: crotia (Signed) |
- :0)
| Title: Chapter 15: A Dog, a Cat, a Harpy, a Bat, a Friend, and a Freak | 14 Aug 2014 |
| Reviewer: crotia (Signed) |
- Actually I'm feeling sorry for Flint.
| Title: Chapter 16: Anger and Fear | 14 Aug 2014 |
| Reviewer: crotia (Signed) |
- I'm still waiting for Harry to comment on the monster thing
| Title: Chapter 26: Going Home | 15 Aug 2014 |
| Reviewer: crotia (Signed) |
- ahw, why didn't he take psycho with him? I like her already. Though I must admit that your addition of Kallie was awesome already
| Title: Chapter 27: Psycho | 15 Aug 2014 |
| Reviewer: crotia (Signed) |
- yay, psycho is back
| Title: Chapter 35: His Child | 16 Aug 2014 |
| Reviewer: crotia (Signed) |
- That really was a awesome story
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PART OF 'Life as Dictated by a Talking Hat'. Reposted as a one-shot because people kept reading the Prologue, presumably deciding it stank, and not going on to read the actual story. (Which I think is lots better). I still didn't want to delete it, though - it's kind of fun in its own right. :-) Any ideas on how to improve would be much appreciated.
Takes Place: 1st summer before Hogwarts - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape, Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape
Takes Place: 1st summer before Hogwarts - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape, Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape
Rated: K
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Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 03 Jun 2009 / 03 Jun 2009
Series: Life as Dictated by a Talking Hat - Challenges: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 03 Jun 2009 / 03 Jun 2009
Series: Life as Dictated by a Talking Hat - Challenges: None
| Title: Chapter 1: Prologue to 'Life as Dictated by a Talking Hat' | 13 Aug 2014 |
| Reviewer: crotia (Signed) |
- I am starting the reaal story now. but I don't understand why you didn't at this to it
Written for the Teacher Attack! challenge by Dhruva. After Umbridge snaps and takes her newfound authority too far, Snape unexpectedly steps in on Harry's behalf. WARNING: Contains corporal punishment, i.e. caning, of a teenager.
Takes Place: 6th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Takes Place: 6th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K+
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Warnings: Physical Punishment Spanking
Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Updated: 04 Jul 2009 / 10 Jun 2009
Series: None - Challenges: Not such a protector after all, Teacher Attack!
Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Updated: 04 Jul 2009 / 10 Jun 2009
Series: None - Challenges: Not such a protector after all, Teacher Attack!
| Title: Chapter 2: Not Such a Protector, After All | 12 Jun 2014 |
| Reviewer: crotia (Signed) |
- please continue