Ravenclaw!
One unlucky hit with a strange spell. That's all it took to alter the course of Harry's life - and everyone else's life around him. Bound to stay within ten feet of each other, Harry Potter and Severus Snape have to learn to get along or die trying.
But sometimes in the hardest of times, one can learn things never imagined possible. After all, the past doesn't define the future.
Takes Place: 5th Year
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Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape, Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Membership status: Member
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Reviews by PhoenixFeathers
Rated: K+
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Warnings: Abusive Dursleys
Chapters: 50 - Completed: No - Updated: 12 Mar 2020 / 11 Jan 2014
Series: None - Challenges: Teacher Attack!, Multiple Challenges, Harry's Rant, Joined at the Hip, Secrets
Chapters: 50 - Completed: No - Updated: 12 Mar 2020 / 11 Jan 2014
Series: None - Challenges: Teacher Attack!, Multiple Challenges, Harry's Rant, Joined at the Hip, Secrets
| Title: Chapter 5: Five: Cauldrons Challenge | 15 Jun 2020 |
| Reviewer: PhoenixFeathers (Signed) |
- Fuckin smartass Potter
But SNAPE THO
‘How dare he be so confusing, it’s not fair. He’s not allowed to be confusing that’s cheating’ 😗😂😂 but srsly he seemed well pissed he couldn’t figure out how the ‘perfect pampered spoiled chosen brat’ (basically his words tho) could clean 15 dirty ass cauldrons in just an hour 😂
| Title: Chapter 7: Seven: Extending the Distance | 16 Jun 2020 |
| Reviewer: PhoenixFeathers (Signed) |
- The french toast bit tho 😂😂😂😂
‘I like french toast, how about you Snape?’
‘Yes.’
‘...stfu you’re lying’
‘Finea85;a039;‘
Nah but like, he LIED about liking french toast
HE WAS REALLY THAT DESPERATE 😂😂😂😂😂
| Title: Chapter 8: Eight: Into the Frying Pan | 16 Jun 2020 |
| Reviewer: PhoenixFeathers (Signed) |
- Wel shit 😂😂😂 ha good luck with that one haz😂😂😂
| Title: Chapter 9: Nine: Shall We Dance? | 16 Jun 2020 |
| Reviewer: PhoenixFeathers (Signed) |
- Holy motherfucking shit did I fucking laugh my ass off at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂
SNAPE
BEING AIRSICK
ASKING FOR HELP
SAYING PLEASE?!?!?!? Laughing silently is damn hard you know😂😂😂
| Title: Chapter 12: Twelve: Blibbering Humdingers and Thieving Nargles | 16 Jun 2020 |
| Reviewer: PhoenixFeathers (Signed) |
- I love Snape being nice/not mean 😁😁😁😁
Nuh but like Snape is Alan Rickman in disguise😂😂 technically
| Title: Chapter 23: Twenty-Three: No Better Protector | 16 Jun 2020 |
| Reviewer: PhoenixFeathers (Signed) |
- OKAY I WAS GONNA DO MY HOMEWORK AFTER THIS CHAPTER BUT THERE IS NO WAY THATS HAPPENING NOW!!!!
| Title: Chapter 24: Twenty-Four: A Change in Perspective | 16 Jun 2020 |
| Reviewer: PhoenixFeathers (Signed) |
- Oh Dumbledore, you complete idiot
| Title: Chapter 32: Thirty-Two: Five Ways to Cook Frog Legs | 16 Jun 2020 |
| Reviewer: PhoenixFeathers (Signed) |
- Oops 😬
Welp, just wack Filch in the nose and run 😇
| Title: Chapter 33: Thirty-Three: Headmaster vs. Headmistress | 16 Jun 2020 |
| Reviewer: PhoenixFeathers (Signed) |
- I have some things to say:
-When Sev finds out, Harry’s absolutely fucked😂
-SIRIUS COULD HAVE MADE SO MANY PUNS I SWEAR!!!
-Umbitch is such an idiot 😂
-fuck dumbledore
-GO HARRY 🥳🥳🥳🥳
| Title: Chapter 34: Thirty-Four: Friendly Neighborhood Harry Potter | 16 Jun 2020 |
| Reviewer: PhoenixFeathers (Signed) |
- I was waiting for that last line though😂😂😂😂