Potions and Snitches
Snape and Harry Gen Fanfiction Archive

Genres: Humor
 


Stories
Ever wondered what Severus Snape would be like as a kid in a candy store? No, Harry hadn't ever wondered, either - but he's about to find out!

Takes Place: 3rd summer - Snape flavour: Out of Character Snape
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K - Warnings: Out of Character
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 02 Mar 2015 / 02 Mar 2015
Series: None - Challenges: Candy store
Depressed from the death of his godfather and back to school from the worse summer he ever had, Harry is on the brink of death with no will to live. He just wants to succumb to the darkness knowing his parents are on the otherside, but someone won't let him. Why does he care when he never did before..or did he?

Takes Place: 6th Year - Snape flavour: Comforting Snape
Tags: Adoption, Resorting, Slytherin!Harry, Snape-meets-Dursleys, SuperPower! Harry
Categories: Healer Snape, Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape, Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: 16+ - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Neglect, Profanity, Self harm, Suicide Themes
Chapters: 10 - Completed: No - Updated: 05 Feb 2015 / 26 Feb 2014
Series: None - Challenges: None
Harry defeated Voldemort, but was nearly destroyed himself when Voldemort's final curse turned him into an embryo. Snape only just managed to save Harry by taking him into his own body - and thus making himself pregnant. Somewhere in the sixth or seventh month, the unborn Harry "wakes up", and realizes who - and where - he is. What fetus!Harry doesn't properly remember is how Snape saved his life, instead resenting the fact that he's going to be stuck inside Snape for a few months. How does their strange 'father-son' relationship develop from there?

Takes Place: 7th Year - Snape flavour: Canon Snape, Out of Character Snape
Tags: Baby fic, Deaged!Harry, Pregnancy
Categories: Parental Snape > Biological Father Snape, Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: T - Warnings: Out of Character, Profanity
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 31 Dec 2014 / 31 Dec 2014
Series: XYZ Challenge - A Story for each Challenge - Challenges: Father and Son
Severus has some rather startling secrets... secrets he'll only write down in his journal. Secrets he hopes the students and staff will never find out about. A humor story from JA and HP written in the dead of night.

Takes Place: 3rd Year - Snape flavour: Angry Snape, Desperate Snape, Out of Character Snape, Secretive Snape
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Snape Equal Status to Harry > Foes Snape and Harry, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Misc > All written in Snape's POV
Rated: T - Warnings: Out of Character, Profanity, Romance/Het
Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Updated: 24 Dec 2014 / 11 Jan 2014
Series: None - Challenges: None
Harry and Severus are struck by rare magic-infused lightning, triggering de-aging and altering effects. Four-year-old Harry and twenty-one-year-old Severus move to the Burrow, but Fate isn't finished with them yet...

Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11), 1st Year - Snape flavour: Canon Snape
Tags: Adoption, Alternate Universe, Child fic, Deaged!Harry, Deaged!Snape, Deaging, New Identity!Harry
Categories: Misc > All written in Snape's POV, Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: K+ - Warnings: Neglect, Romance/Het, Violence
Chapters: 7 - Completed: No - Updated: 16 Dec 2014 / 20 Aug 2013
Series: None - Challenges: None
It's Harry's birthday. Dumbledore makes Snape take him to McDonald's for a treat.

Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) - Snape flavour: Canon Snape
Tags: Child fic, Snape-meets-Dursleys
Categories: Misc > All written in Snape's POV
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 01 Dec 2014 / 30 Nov 2014
Series: None - Challenges: None
A series of snap-shots that make the Snapes a family.

Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Adoption, Alternate Universe, Baby fic, Child fic, Sibling Addition
Categories: Parental Snape > Stepfather Snape
Rated: K+ - Warnings: Alcohol Use, Profanity, Romance/Het
Chapters: 29 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 11 Nov 2014 / 18 Nov 2008
Series: None - Challenges: None
On Halloween when the house elves decide that the demands on them are too much, and the appreciation too little, students and staff are forced to fend for themselves. For the unofficial Halloween challenge 2014. A Halloween and the week that follows story. A one-shot. This is also in response to JanAQ's House Elves In Revolt Challenge.

Takes Place: 3rd Year - Snape flavour: Angry Snape, Canon Snape, Stern Snape
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Fic Fests > Tri-Writing Tournament 2019 > Round One
Rated: K - Warnings: Romance/Het
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 30 Oct 2014 / 30 Oct 2014
Series: None - Challenges: Halloween, Hogwart's Kitchens, Multiple Challenges, House Elves in Revolt
On Halloween, Harry embarks upon a bizarre quest in order to escape an impossible detention in the Potions Dungeon. Written for Halloween 2014.

Takes Place: 6th Year - Snape flavour: Controlling Snape
Tags: Alternate Universe, Snape-meets-Dursleys
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: T - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 27 Oct 2014 / 27 Oct 2014
Series: None - Challenges: Halloween
Harry catches Snape in a very humiliating fix. What’s a Gryffindor to do?

Takes Place: 5th Year - Snape flavour: Angry Snape, Desperate Snape, Mean Snape
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 04 Oct 2014 / 04 Oct 2014
Series: None - Challenges: None

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