Potions and Snitches
Snape and Harry Gen Fanfiction Archive

Genres: Parody
 


Stories
Rated: K+ - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Out of Character, Romance/Het
Chapters: 6 - Completed: No - Updated: 19 Nov 2017 / 14 Sep 2017
Series: None - Challenges: None
Draco decides to perform a ritual that, if done correctly, will deposit him in Pigfarts. If you haven't seen A Very Potter Musical, by Starkid, I recommend watching it first.

Takes Place: 2nd Year - Snape flavour: Stern Snape
Tags: Alternate Universe, Slytherin!Harry, Time Travel
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: T - Warnings: Out of Character
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 17 Oct 2016 / 12 Oct 2016
Series: None - Challenges: None
Severus has some rather startling secrets... secrets he'll only write down in his journal. Secrets he hopes the students and staff will never find out about. A humor story from JA and HP written in the dead of night.

Takes Place: 3rd Year - Snape flavour: Angry Snape, Desperate Snape, Out of Character Snape, Secretive Snape
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Snape Equal Status to Harry > Foes Snape and Harry, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Misc > All written in Snape's POV
Rated: T - Warnings: Out of Character, Profanity, Romance/Het
Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Updated: 24 Dec 2014 / 11 Jan 2014
Series: None - Challenges: None
This is a Snapey parody of the Raven, by Edgar Allan Poe.

Takes Place: 6th Year - Snape flavour: Angry Snape, Depressed Snape
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 02 Nov 2014 / 30 Oct 2014
Series: None - Challenges: Halloween
Severus is hooked on a soap opera

Takes Place: 8 - Post Hogwarts (young adult Harry) - Snape flavour: Canon Snape
Tags: Spying on Harry! Snape
Categories: Misc > Strictly Canon Universe, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K+ - Warnings: Alcohol Use, Romance/Het
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 23 Sep 2014 / 23 Sep 2014
Series: None - Challenges: None
Written for the Familial Confusion challenge by Nightshade sydneylover150. It was just a bad dream, right? . . . Right?

Takes Place: 6th Year - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K - Warnings: Out of Character
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 01 Mar 2014 / 28 Feb 2014
Series: None - Challenges: Familial Confusion
Once again, Harry hasn't done his Potions homework. But he has a note from McGonagall, telling the Snape that it doesn't matter. How will Snape take that? And also, what's that about all the cheesecake disappearing?

Takes Place: 5th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 28 Apr 2012 / 28 Apr 2012
Series: Potions Class - Challenges: None
In which Harry annoys Snape, Snape tries to make him stop, and Harry annoys him some more. And also...how could Harry have really survived falling out of an airplane?

Takes Place: 5th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K+ - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 04 Nov 2011 / 04 Nov 2011
Series: Potions Class - Challenges: None
Albus Dumbledore left Harry Potter on his Aunt's doorstep one Halloween night, in the sorrowful knowledge that he was condemning the boy to nine dark and difficult years. However, Fate intervened, sending Harry into the arms of a loving family whose very identity is intertwined with magic.

The only problem is, it's the wrong sort of magic and Harry, proud of his adoptive family and loyal as any Gryffindor, is determined not to compromise. Severus Snape would have found this hilarious... except the boy somehow ended up in his House!

Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K+ - Warnings: Profanity
Chapters: 2 - Completed: No - Updated: 07 Oct 2011 / 01 Aug 2011
Series: None - Challenges: None
Harry wants a hug. Will Snape give him one? And do sparkly high heels, purple motorcycles, and Hopping Hershey's Bars have anything to do with it at all?

Takes Place: 5th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K+ - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 23 Aug 2011 / 23 Aug 2011
Series: Potions Class - Challenges: None

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