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I haven't been active in the fandom for some years, but this website, and Severitus fics and the like, have kept me company as a young teen and probably shaped me in some way, shape, or form.

Call me Hitmonchan because names are really rather weird. He was also my favorite Pokemon in Pokemon Sword, and Let's Go Pikachu. He's like the Avatar of the four elements, but his elements were electricity, ice, fire, and upper cuts.

I like writing, gaming, and art, I guess, which are all very stereotypical. Other than that, I like to go to our farm and hold my favorite chicken, or watch the sunset. Occasionally I take my bow or slingshot and I go outside and try not to get yelled at by the elders. 


I don't ever know what to put in these kind of boxes. How does one describe oneself? It's like trying to describe the experience of a car ride but you've never been in a different car or in the sky. Maybe that's the idiot in me speaking, though. Or the poet. Or maybe they're one and the same... 

 

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No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!

Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) - Snape flavour: Canon Snape, Overly-protective Snape, Snape is Stern
Tags: Child fic
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: K+ - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 17 Apr 2016 / 17 Apr 2016
Series: None - Challenges: None
Harry Potter starts Hogwarts with high hopes of finding himself a real family, and holds tightly to this hope despite the torture his new Potion's Master seems intent on putting him through. Can Harry's hope hold out long enough to see his dream through?

Takes Place: 1st Year - Snape flavour: Snape is Angry, Snape's a Bully, Canon Snape, Snape Comforts, Snape is Cruel, Snape is Kind, Snape is Loving, Snape is Mean, Snape is Stern
Tags: Alternate Universe, Hospitalization, Injured!Harry
Categories: Healer Snape, Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape, Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: T - Warnings: Neglect, Profanity, Torture, Violence
Chapters: 17 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 24 Sep 2015 / 23 Sep 2009
Series: JAWorley's Challenges - Challenges: Breaking the Brat
"Speak, you will not be ridiculed for your efforts."

Takes Place: 1st Year - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 20 Aug 2015 / 20 Aug 2015
Series: None - Challenges: Nervous Tic
Once, just once, he wanted to celebrate Christmas with people who did not call him "Potter" or "Boy" and accepted him as he was; with people who loved him.
With his parents.
Severus's heart sank as he made the connection between Potter's wish and the Bird of Death.

Takes Place: 7th Year - Snape flavour: Canon Snape, Snape is Kind, Snape is Loving
Tags: Child fic, Deaged!Harry, Deaging
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: T - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Neglect, Suicide Themes
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 24 Feb 2015 / 22 Feb 2015
Series: None - Challenges: None
Hagrid is left in charge of 5 year old Harry. What could possibly go wrong?

I guess this is some sort of 'sequel' or at least linked to my other story 'The Boy That Didn't Matter.' Thanks for all the reviews on that story, just another little anecdote for you all :)

Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) - Snape flavour: Snape is Loving
Tags: Child fic
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 01 Jul 2014 / 01 Jul 2014
Series: The Boy Who Didn't Matter - Challenges: None
Severus adopts Harry with a little help from the worlds most... unexpected social worker. A fluffy little fic that's been on my mind for some time.

Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) - Snape flavour: Snape is Kind, Snape is Loving
Tags: Adoption, Alternate Universe, Child fic
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: K - Warnings: Out of Character
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 31 Mar 2014 / 31 Mar 2014
Series: None - Challenges: None
Severus rescues Harry from the Dursleys, but it is too late.

Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe, Child fic, Snape-meets-Dursleys
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape, Misc > All written in Snape's POV
Rated: T - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Character Death, Neglect
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 15 Apr 2013 / 15 Apr 2013
Series: None - Challenges: None
The Potters survive Voldemort's attack only to divorce soon after. James dies not long after that, on a mission, and Harry goes to live with his mother and her husband-Severus Snape. Severus hated James and carries it over onto his son...how does this affect Harry in the long run? And what happens when something unforeseen happens to the small boy? There is a sequel.

Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe, Child fic, Kidnapped
Categories: Parental Snape > Stepfather Snape
Rated: K+ - Warnings: Neglect
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 19 Aug 2012 / 16 Aug 2012
Series: Not My Son - Challenges: None
A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus.

Takes Place: 6th Year - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Adoption, Alternate Universe
Categories: Master Snape > Slave Harry
Rated: T - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Self-harm, Suicide Themes
Chapters: 79 - Completed: No - Updated: 17 Nov 2011 / 27 Jan 2008
Series: None - Challenges: None
When the Dursleys abandoned Harry in the Hut on the Rock, he never could have foreseen how his dire predicament would lead to the fulfillment of his birthday wish for a different, better life.

Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11), 1st summer before Hogwarts, 1st Year - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Child fic, Snape-meets-Dursleys
Categories: Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape
Rated: T - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Neglect, Violence
Chapters: 10 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 26 Jul 2011 / 26 Jul 2011
Series: None - Challenges: None

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