Potions and Snitches
Snape and Harry Gen Fanfiction Archive

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Pot Luck by Sita Z starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 33]
Raised to despise magic, eleven-year-old Harry Potter isn’t sure being a wizard is a good thing… although a certain snarky Potions Master might just change his mind.

Takes Place: 1st Year - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Child fic
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: K+ - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Profanity
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 12 Aug 2010 / 12 Aug 2010
Series: None - Challenges: None
Summer School by Lady Lanera starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 151]
In response to Jan_AQ's challenge "Summer School," Harry learns that he is going to be spending his summer in school because he did absolutely appalling on his finals during fourth-year. He's not happy about it, though, because it was supposed to be his first summer of not having to live with the Dursleys. However, at Hogwarts, they have a different approach to summer school than Muggles do. Summer school teachers cannot teach their own subject. What, oh, what will Snape teach, if not Potions?

Takes Place: 5th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Adoption, Alternate Universe
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: T - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Profanity, Romance/Het, Violence
Chapters: 36 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 12 Aug 2010 / 15 Apr 2010
Series: Ties that Bind - Challenges: Summer School
LADTH Oneshot #1 - A Potions Incident by RhiannanT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 28]
The first oneshot based in my Life as Dictated by a Talking Hat series. It takes place almost immediately after the last chapter of LADTH.

Takes Place: 1st Year - Snape flavour: None
Tags: None
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape, Misc > All written in Snape's POV
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 11 Aug 2010 / 11 Aug 2010
Series: Life as Dictated by a Talking Hat - Challenges: None
Past Featured Story Life as Dictated by a Talking Hat by RhiannanT starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 922]
Before Harry arrives at Hogwarts, the faculty have a meeting and decide that Harry will need a mentor to help him adjust, keep him out of trouble, and make protecting him easier. They decide that this person should the Head of the House into which Harry is sorted, presumably Minerva McGonagall. But things, of course, don't turn out as planned, and Harry is harder to deal with than anyone expected. Nobody asked him if he wanted a mentor, after all...

NOTE: This story has a prologue. It is not necessary to the plot of the story, but if you wish to read it, it is called(predictably enough) 'Prologue to Life as Dictated by a Talking Hat'

Takes Place: 1st Year - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe, Slytherin!Harry, SuperPower! Harry
Categories: Teacher Snape > Trusted Mentor Snape, Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: 16+ - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Profanity
Chapters: 35 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 24 Jul 2010 / 15 Mar 2009
Series: Life as Dictated by a Talking Hat - Challenges: None
United Under One Banner by Lady Lanera starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 50]
The Golden Trio with help from the Weasley Twins and others decide that in order to solve their Snape problem, they need to find Snape a witch. However, none of them could have imagined how their actions would affect Snape or that it would end up uniting the entire school.
*Told from various characters' pov

Takes Place: 6th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape
Rated: 16+ - Warnings: Alcohol Use, Profanity, Romance/Het, Torture, Violence
Chapters: 19 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 22 Jul 2010 / 13 May 2010
Series: None - Challenges: United to Arrange Snape's Soulmate
The Tooth Fairy by Ponytail Goddess starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 21]
100 Word Drabble Challenge. Severus receives a message from an irate fairy...

Takes Place: 0 - Pre Hogwarts (before Harry is 11) - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe, Child fic
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: K+ - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 10 Jul 2010 / 10 Jul 2010
Series: None - Challenges: Drabble Challenge
Second Chance by Bil starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 30]
Severus thinks it was bad enough being seventeen the first time around. Having to live through it a second time is surely a severe penance he doesn't deserve. 2010 Challenge Fest entry. Response to the Student Snape Challenge by Foolish Wishmaker.

Takes Place: 7th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Snape Equal Status to Harry > Comrades Snape and Harry
Rated: K - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Updated: 08 Jul 2010 / 08 Jul 2010
Series: None - Challenges: Student Snape
Shrunk Harry for Two Days by MiuBlaze starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 25]
Harry has been shrunk (with Neville's help) by a potion. Now Dumbledore declares that he must stay with Snape until the counter potion is made. What mischief will Harry get himself into? Crackfic!2010 Challenge Fest Entry. Response to the Shrunk Harry Challenge by Jan_AQ.

Takes Place: 4th Year - Snape flavour: Canon Snape
Tags: Alternate Universe
Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape, Misc > Strictly Canon Universe, Fic Fests > #11 Challenge Fest 2010
Rated: K+ - Warnings: Profanity
Chapters: 5 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 05 Jul 2010 / 05 Jul 2010
Series: None - Challenges: Shrunk Harry
Object of Affection by Snapegirl starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 21]
Harry wants an expensive broom and Severus tells him to earn some of the money for it. Little does he know his son's scheme will involve the selling of a certain racy photo. AU! Never Again series! Some sexual innuendos!

Takes Place: 3rd summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Adoption, Alternate Universe, Slytherin!Harry
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: 16+ - Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Updated: 28 Jun 2010 / 28 Jun 2010
Series: Never Again! - Challenges: None
Little Patronus by lilette starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 56]
Everywhere that Severus went, the fawn was sure to go... Snape’s convinced his life is a cruel joke. “Expecto Patronum...I await a protector."

Takes Place: 7th summer - Snape flavour: None
Tags: Creature!fic
Categories: Parental Snape > Guardian Snape
Rated: K+ - Warnings: None
Chapters: 4 - Completed: No - Updated: 22 Jun 2010 / 30 Jun 2009
Series: None - Challenges: None

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